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Old 01-11-2013, 06:03 PM   #281
I've done... questionable things.
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i love this thread. mostly because i get to laugh at everyone and make fun of you guys. i am so glad i have never sharted!
One day when you grow up , your voice will deepen and hair will grow on your nuts , and you will shart yourself
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:07 PM   #282
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One day when you grow up , your voice will deepen and hair will grow on your nuts , and you will shart yourself
LOL!!! too funny...
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:09 PM   #283
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One day when you grow up , your voice will deepen and hair will grow on your nuts , and you will shart yourself


Iím way past the stage in life, Iím 21 in 17 days.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:11 PM   #284
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One day when you grow up , your voice will deepen and hair will grow on your nuts , and you will shart yourself
Lol. Great words of wisdom for your future(if you don't already have any) kids.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:12 PM   #285
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Once when my brother kicked me in the stomach, not so much of a shart. More of a completely shit my pants sort of thing. But it did make a fart noise. Does this count?
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:15 PM   #286
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wow... now I hate you... 21? really? damn I am jealous... almost 40 here... why aren't you out at a bar hammered doing stupid shit like have a contest to see who can get the ugliest girl? or wheeling out in the middle of nowhere with a few trucks and as many women you can convince to come to a bonfire in the woods?
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:15 PM   #287
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Did anyone post the video of a lady being interviewed that sharted in white pants? I lol'd.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:20 PM   #288
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wow... now I hate you... 21? really? damn I am jealous... almost 40 here... why aren't you out at a bar hammered doing stupid shit like have a contest to see who can get the ugliest girl? or wheeling out in the middle of nowhere with a few trucks and as many women you can convince to come to a bonfire in the woods?
well not 21 yet, will be. and i have done most all that already in life.

Itís moms birthday today, I made some hamburgers and stuff up little bit ago. going to wash truck and everything tomorrow, got to get a coat of wax on before I head up north next sat.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:22 PM   #289
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nice! good son and valid reason... now go shart yourself!
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:25 PM   #290
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nice! good son and valid reason... now go shart yourself!
lol. and NO THANKS Iím good!
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:44 PM   #291
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Got a couple...one from a friend. I'll start with that one first...

He and his buddies were at the bar one night obviously getting sloshed, after a long night of drinking the cab service was slow so they decided to walk home, on the way home one of his friends kept mentioning he had to drop a deuce...it was a long walk home so they made a pit stop at a 7/11. After slamming down some munchies they noticed that buddy, stopped complaing about how hard he hard to take a crunch...after finished off his delicious 7/11 'chos he stood up off the sidewalk ready to continue the voyage....when someone spotted a little tiny splat in the middle of his jeans...drunk rowdy dudes hearing/seeing this at this point and time at the night, set them off like soccer hooligans, the rest of the group (3) started to chase mr.sharty pants down the road kicking him in his arse as he made a break for it to his house...then he fell...and got boot stomped a new arse-hole. Slowly that little splat was like a flashlight being slowly turned on in the dark, as it grew into a full blown chocolate pancake on his jeans...The next day all was good..aparently.

The other is from my dad at a family dinner. Everybody is chewing, talking, having a good time when my dad quiets the crowd, everyone stops and looks at him....then he proceeds to drop a approx. 10 second fart with a weird wet ''pop'' sound at the end, kinda like a engine down shift with a wet back fire...so everybody started laughing as hell, him as well for a couple of seconds...then his face goes serious and he belts out ''You never guess what I just done?'' as he books it for the can. Needless to say we went into laugh overdrive after that comment.

As for me 3-times so far and counting...talking only sharts...usually happens after a few days of drinking, nothing a little bepto bismol and wet naps can't fix until you can get to the repair shop.
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:02 AM   #293
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Also known as mud butt. I did it once in my waders while fly fishing. Fishing was really good.........needed some diaper rash cream that night. It was a really great and really bad day all at once.

My buddy said his fart/shit separater broke once after too much Taco Bell. He had to stop on the side of the road to take care of it where there was no trees or anything. He grabbed the receiver hitch and went at it. Two differant trucks with other hunters drove by while he was doing it. They both stopped to offer words of encouragement to him, one even took photos. I know when he told us the story, I laughed so hard that I puked.

This thread is like a train wreck, cant quit looking!
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:43 AM   #295
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Did anyone post the video of a lady being interviewed that sharted in white pants? I lol'd.

Ha Ha, seen it.

She didn't shart. She had plain old diahrreah (sp?) that soaked through in under 2 seconds.
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Talking

A friend of mine was walking quite fast and when he got beside me said I can't stop I've got to go bad. Mind you he was already walking like a Peguin stiff legged and butt checks tightened right up like he was about to roll his new Taco over a cliff. I asked are you going to make it he said dunno it's already touching the fabric. I had never heard that before and started cracking up. He to started to laugh and when he did guess what happened. Yep he sharted himslef right then and there. I had tears rolling out my eyes.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:55 AM   #298
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:07 PM   #299
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There is a difference in sharting and shitting your self.

Only one of those two describes the other
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This thread is not allowed to die, the shartness must continue!
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