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Old 01-23-2012, 11:46 AM   #21
I like to break shit!
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being sick and farting does not mix well
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:47 AM   #22
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Yes.
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:48 AM   #23
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I've sharted in my sleep as well, I had the flu though. It really sucks to wake up to!
were you sleeping on your stomach or back? and did you have any clothes on? haha

i was in the worst possible scenario possible.


this thread is awesome btw, funny as hell. glad im not the only one that has done it in my sleep and can share the experience
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:50 AM   #24
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Hell yeah.

Did it at work, threw those undies right in the dumpster. Had been experiencing some tummy troubles, tried to push out a fart, and some mush came out. It happens. I was very careful the rest of the day, since I had no boxers on.


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Old 01-23-2012, 11:52 AM   #25
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Kim did it once while crossing the street and a car scared her.




So girls do it too.
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:53 AM   #26
I've done... questionable things.
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While framing a roof , way up there , under my rain gear and roofing harness .
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:54 AM   #27
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hahahahhaahaha^^^^

thats awesome.
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:55 AM   #28
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I won't lie. I have done it. Not fun at all.
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:11 PM   #29
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Kim did it once while crossing the street and a car scared her.




So girls do it too.
Psh girls don't poo or fart lol I'm glad toll like my thread
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:21 PM   #30
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One time, and I am extremely cautious now. It was a complete surprise. I was lucky, though. I was on my way to go kayaking, it was summer, and I was going to change into swim trunks anyway. Trashed that underwear for sure.

I heard from a carpet cleaner that heard from an old guy that there are 3 rules to live by after you turn 70:

1. If you have to pee, pee.
2. If you have an erection, use it.
3. A fart is not always a fart.

The old guy had forgotten Rule #3 and left trails on his carpet.
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:23 PM   #31
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Lol the guy I'm working with said that last week he's 63 but he said never trust a Gary
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:28 PM   #32
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Yup, twice.

One time at work (Im a waiter and it was during the dinner rush) Luckily It was tiny and I caught it before any damage was done.

Another time I did it at my old job cleaning horse stalls. Evidence was stashed in the horse poo and eventually in the dumpster

ALWAYS keep TP in your truck!!!!
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:28 PM   #33
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Don't believe I have sharted,but I have pissed in my face b4. Does this count?
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #34
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Don't believe I have sharted,but I have pissed in my face b4. Does this count?


always pee down wind
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:35 PM   #35
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always pee down wind
Was drunk in a Bar back in the 90's peeing in a wall urinal when my pants some how crept back up under my junk.................you fill in the rest.
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Not the same but still funny
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:37 PM   #37
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lol! not good.

Still not as bad as sharting. That feeling is absolutely horrible.
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butt clenching a hot mess all the way to the nearest stall is no where on my fun list.
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omg this is hilarious, my cheeks hurt from laughing.
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omg this is hilarious, my cheeks hurt from laughing.
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