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Old 01-23-2012, 12:42 PM   #41
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most of my sharts happen at the urinal, it's gotta be obvious to the guy next to me when mid-stream i say:
"goddamnit........" in a sad voice
then pinch it off early in midstream with a:
"oh, it stings"
then waddle to the stall.
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:42 PM   #42
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:49 PM   #43
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I have several times.

The best one (yep, I'm proud) was in college. I woke up from a bender and stumbled out to the couch in the living room of my friends' duplex in my boxers. Everyone was groggy and crabby and we were finalizing plans for a McDonalds run.

I felt the urge to purge and leaned back on the couch and let my gas fly. Only my gas was more liquid than gas and the noise was less "brrrrrrrrrrap" and more "thooopt."

To compound matters, the entire crotch was basically ripped out of my boxers from the previous night's activities, and so a nice quarter-sized dollop of viscous poo landed on the couch. We scrubbed it with fabric cleaner then just flipped the couch cushion over.

To this day, that piece of furniture is still referred to as "Poop Couch."
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Old 01-23-2012, 12:58 PM   #44
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I have several times.

The best one (yep, I'm proud) was in college. I woke up from a bender and stumbled out to the couch in the living room of my friends' duplex in my boxers. Everyone was groggy and crabby and we were finalizing plans for a McDonalds run.

I felt the urge to purge and leaned back on the couch and let my gas fly. Only my gas was more liquid than gas and the noise was less "brrrrrrrrrrap" and more "thooopt."

To compound matters, the entire crotch was basically ripped out of my boxers from the previous night's activities, and so a nice quarter-sized dollop of viscous poo landed on the couch. We scrubbed it with fabric cleaner then just flipped the couch cushion over.

To this day, that piece of furniture is still referred to as "Poop Couch."
omg that killed me....props to you for owning it!
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:03 PM   #45
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I have several times.

The best one (yep, I'm proud) was in college. I woke up from a bender and stumbled out to the couch in the living room of my friends' duplex in my boxers. Everyone was groggy and crabby and we were finalizing plans for a McDonalds run.

I felt the urge to purge and leaned back on the couch and let my gas fly. Only my gas was more liquid than gas and the noise was less "brrrrrrrrrrap" and more "thooopt."

To compound matters, the entire crotch was basically ripped out of my boxers from the previous night's activities, and so a nice quarter-sized dollop of viscous poo landed on the couch. We scrubbed it with fabric cleaner then just flipped the couch cushion over.

To this day, that piece of furniture is still referred to as "Poop Couch."
I'm got funny looks from people in my office after reading this.
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:10 PM   #46
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:12 PM   #47
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ahhhhhhahahahahahahahhaha
the only part that seemed a bit off is that you said your friends helped to clean it up, that would not fly around me
It was their couch. I didn't care if it got cleaned or not. If they would have told me to clean it myself I would have told them to go fuck themselves.

We all pitched in. Much merriment and tomfoolery was enjoyed.
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:13 PM   #48
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was a pivot and a squat away from making it in the bowl.

hahahaaha
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:14 PM   #49
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Much merriment and tomfoolery was enjoyed.
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:16 PM   #50
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new slogan for TW?
I think that one's "Much Butthurt and Asshattery was experienced."
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:17 PM   #51
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were you sleeping on your stomach or back? and did you have any clothes on? haha

i was in the worst possible scenario possible.


this thread is awesome btw, funny as hell. glad im not the only one that has done it in my sleep and can share the experience
On my back with boxers thankfully, still a horrible thing to wake up to...
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:20 PM   #52
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omg this is hilarious, my cheeks hurt from laughing.

......or farting?
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:21 PM   #53
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......or farting?
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Old 01-23-2012, 01:22 PM   #54
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Haha I'm glad I made this thread
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On my back with boxers thankfully, still a horrible thing to wake up to...

imagine with no boxers and on your stomach, wake up, "WTF" turn over on your back and then.... "ohhhhh shit"

sucks it was 3 hours before i had to be up, had to wash sheets, blankets....
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BTW, if this thread gets moved to the green room im gonna be a very angry person.
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BTW, if this thread gets moved to the green room im gonna be a very angry person.
I'm surprised this thread didn't get put in the 2nd gen section.
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nope, just makes me mad when that happens haha. cause the thread pretty much dies and i find all threads from the home page, i never check the green room.
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The only time I seem to shart is when i'm walking my dog.
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