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Old 01-24-2012, 05:14 PM   #1
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my son told me his pick up line is gonna be
Hey can I get up in those guts..
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his other pick up line was him walking up to a chick and pulling the end out of a roll of duct tape..LMFAO
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The best is go up to a girl and point at her crotch and say, "you gonna eat that?"
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just say
is there a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants


lets hear em!
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:14 PM   #2
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feel free to move this if need be
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:17 PM   #4
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I am going to have sex with you, okay? Lets go.

Do you want to have intercourse? of course you do, lets go.

When I look into your eyes, the beauty of your soul makes my heart bleed livid poetry. I need to have sex with you, sometime in the near future.
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:18 PM   #5
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hey can I borrow 50cents so I can call your parents and thanks them because i just met the woman of my dreams
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:19 PM   #6
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:20 PM   #7
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:20 PM   #8
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

hahahahaha this is awesome
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:22 PM   #9
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:23 PM   #11
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Does this smell like Chloroform?
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:24 PM   #12
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"hey" usually works fine for me.
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:24 PM   #14
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:25 PM   #15
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:26 PM   #16
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:26 PM   #17
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best opener ever

classic

man you have a lot of these
I have teenage sons..
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:28 PM   #19
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i am a teenage son
you should have a lot too
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:31 PM   #20
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let's go back to my place for pizza and sex. what? you dont like pizza?
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