What animals have you been bitten by?

A German Shepherd when I was a little kid, more of a love bite.
A duck.
My ex liked to bite sometimes too. My safe word is "Arizona".

 

Those lil suckers are so nasty, amazing the damage they can do.

 

Hah, I've done that too! Amazing how much it hurts eh?

 

A saint Bernard, A rabid cat, a 3 legged squirrel, a black rat snake, thats enough.

Pics of half dog bite , other side was nothing but holes. My face was so swollen and what sucked is no shaving with stiches after plastic surgery on the chin.

 

wow lol, ive had several dog bites, cat, horse, pony (worse than the horse), nemo fish (they arent nice), ferrets, gerbils, hamster, cricket, lizard, bunch of different insects, im sure im forgetting some.

the dog and horse bites are the worst

 

Ill second that, ive been bit by a few different horses. Most drew blood

 

i had one draw blood, the rest just left huge nasty bruises. i got bit most by my pony, she got me in the face when i was a kid, thankfully she didnt use her teeth, it was only a lip bite.

 

I go bit by a dam wolfman....now every time there is a full moon I black out for 8hrs...WTF

 

I had a few that were just mean and used their teeth.

What else, dog, cat, hornets/wasps, rabbits.

A tick was the only one I needed to go to a walkin for

 

• 2 scorpions (I guess they don't count as bites)
• sun spider
• black widow when I was 3
• multiple garter snakes
• california kingsnake
• albino burmese python
• bearded dragon
• water monitor
• various cockatoos, macaws, conures, parakeets, cockatiels, etc.
• wild mouse (luckily caught it and had to have it tested for rabies)
• 40# flathead catfish
• pacu
• calf
• 2 horses
• dogfish
• sheepshead
• every hamster I owned as a kid
• a friend's ferret

I guess I taste good.

 

i had the police department, fire deparment, ambulance squad and maybe some other people come out for the dog that bit me...on the ass...

went to the er for ticks a couple of times to get the dug out, both times they had to be dug out of my scalp

 

If you were older than 18, I would've dispatch the National Guard...

 

A cat (little fucker ripped my knuckle open while i was trying to save it from my dog),
a dog (not mine, stepped on it, but then again its favorite place to lay down was in the kitchen while everyone was standing around),
and a goat... ( that one was my fault ha, put my thumb in his mouth to look at his teeth, which are flat so i thought I was in the clear, but their jaws are pretty strong haha)

 

My parents had a farm while i was growing up. I've been bitten by just about every animal on a farm from ducks, to horses, to goats, chickens (guess that would technically be a peck), turkeys, dogs, sheep. Been bitten by a snake, lizard, catfish. But the two worst ones were probably a squirrel and a chainsaw. Chainsaw bit me hard!!!!!

Here's the squirrel story. Long story shot, I shot it, thought it was dead, went to pick it up by the tail, i picked it up, it wasn't dead, latched on to my forearm. Took a massive chunk out. I threw it down, and stomped his head. Little bastard.

 

oh i forgot to mention they all had to look at it too! one guy kept poking the bite asking if it hurt...i was crying, what do you think. I was about 7 when that happened the memory is more vivid than i would it to be

 

Been bitten by most of the typical house pets and commonly-found insects:
Cat
Dog
Hamster
Guinea Pig
Bee/Wasp (discovered an unfortunate allergy to bee venom and my arm swelled to about the size of my thigh!)
Me! (yep, when I was little, my favorite tantrum routine was to bite my left arm just above the wrist and scream--just hard enough to bruise, but not enough to make the blood pop through the skin) Bit my mom's butt-cheek once, too. I couldn't resist--she was ignoring me, and it was right there!!

Oh, and I've been licked by a cow. On my head. The term "cowlick" exists for good reason. Cow spit is pretty much like snail slime. I left the barn with half my hair plastered to the side of my head like a strange half-mohawk.