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Old 12-08-2008, 07:03 PM   #1
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Funniest Bike sales pitch ever!

How could you not buy a bike from this guy?

Hey Ark, it's in LA, how bout buying this for me....

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/bik/943031517.html
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:14 PM   #2
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thats hillarious i need him to right my ads on craigs list
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:24 PM   #4
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:28 PM   #5
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That add is soooooooooooo great!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:29 PM   #6
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rep for the find....that made me laugh, and after today....I needed it.
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:32 PM   #7
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That is awesome!!! I want this bike...
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:32 PM   #8
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thats great!!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:37 PM   #9
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That was hilarious!
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:41 PM   #10
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best of all, that's about 30 minutes from me! That's the way we roll down here. I only ride manly bicycles.
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:45 PM   #11
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LOL!!!! that is f'in funny!!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:29 PM   #12
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Must be same guy selling a motorcycle!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ame/851215608.html

"The side of the gas tank says Yamaha which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Motorcycle"."
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:30 AM   #13
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Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!
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best of all, that's about 30 minutes from me! That's the way we roll down here. I only ride manly bicycles.
did you buy it?
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:40 PM   #14
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did you buy it?
I went there and he said I was too manly for the bike.
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:01 PM   #15
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Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!
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I went there and he said I was too manly for the bike.
well obviously you need to go back in disguise and act a little girlier. dress up in your hot dog suit so he wont recognize you and act like TheMaster so he wont mistake you for a man
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:05 PM   #16
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Blowjobs for Obama - w4m

Date: 2008-11-03, 10:12AM EST


I realize this is a safe blue state, but in a last ditch effort to spread the good word of Obama and offer up my totally awesome blowjob to anyone (especially Republicans) who vote for Barack Obama for president tomorrow!

My blow job is so good, I could probably get McCain to vote for Obama, assuming it didn't stop his heart dead cold.

Palin too, for that matter because I rock at that as well.

And while I can only have a local reach in this effort, it'd be awesome to see if this could spread around the country and have there be lots of blowjobs for Obama.

Yes we can!

ETA: Wow, this is really popular so far. I'm sorry I won't be able to get to all the Republicans and undecided voters (I only have so much free time), but keep on with the Democratic spirit guys!

ETA: Thanks everyone for the replies! Count 3 of NY's votes for Obama as my doing. As for everyone else who I couldn't respond to/blow (there were over 100 responses!) I hope you'll consider some of Obama's good points as you head into the booths tomorrow.

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Old 12-11-2008, 01:15 PM   #17
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well obviously you need to go back in disguise and act a little girlier. dress up in your hot dog suit so he wont recognize you and act like TheMaster so he wont mistake you for a man
I was wearing my hotdog costume!
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