Last night I get bored I say to the GF let's go into town to have some fun. Sure okay, let's head to the Tavern to say hi to my friends. Why there I ask. She says she wants to hang out with the guys too. Ok fine. We arrive, have fun a few beers then I start to feel the "chill".
She's sitting next to a couple of the waitresses who are talking girl stuff. I'm playing pool and look over and now I'm seeing more ice princess coming through. Then I'm playing darts with the guys and look over and it's daggers out of her eyes at me. WTF did I do now??
So I later find out that she knows I had been sleeping with one of waitresses. So what, it was quite a while back. We hadn't even met yet, why the jealousy. (Actually it was two of 'em)
I know I know, don't go to your fav tavern with your guys with the GF.
Why do women have to start s^%t with other women?
So this morning she is leaving for work and says "the display on the car is taking to long to check the oil what should I do?" I reply pull out the dipstick and look (nicely).
Fwap upside my head "you're an ass!"
I'm going to the tavern tonight.