my turn to vent (ignorant asshole encounter)

RANT on.

So on my way to the dealership this afternoon to talk with my service guy about my timing chain oil leak TSB, I made a turn that I dont normally make to avoid waiting at this retarded, waste of taxpayer dollar traffic light (in the most useless location).

I had to make this turn through a neighboorhood, and when I came back out to the dreaded Bell Rd, I was waiting to turn right from 63rd Ave. There is a kid ahead of me in some peice of shit Dodge Dakota access cab with "Jesus-Freak" stickers on it. He isnt even up to the "plain" of the intersection to view when it is clear to turn. (I assume he didnt read the AZ driver manual about okay to TURN ON RED, or he was to busy jacking his tranny g/f off). Finally the light turns GREEN, and he is fucking around on his cell phone!

Toyota gave me a horn, and I'm not afraid to use it! So I honked at him.

As he finally starts to turn his DYKE ASS girlfriend flips me off!?!!
That bitch had fucking MAN HANDS if I ever saw some.

WHAT IS WITH FUCKING IGNORANT PEOPLE?!? Who flips someone off when they are the ones in the wrong?

They are both candidates to get struck by lightning, or shoved in limb-shredder.

Anyways, then they went past me and turned into a shopping center. I follwed them to see where this little fucking douche and his dyke are going, so I can know where not to shop. Then this fucker must have seen that I was behind him, so he starts trying to loose me or somehting, and is driving like a COCKSUCKER through parking lots. I casually followed him, knowing this parking lot very well, and the surrounding entrances/exits. He takes off on 75th ave. AND HAD TO HAVE BEEN DOING 70mph. I follwed him but not doing 70...(also knowing his POS isnt going to outrun mine)... I played it cool, realizing traffic at Union Hills is going to slow him down. After UH, he turned into a neighboorhood and was hauling ass around, so I stopped and turned around and went to the dealershp.

RANT off.

PS. if I see that cocksucker around, I'm gonna fucking raise hell.

 

Be sure to purple mushroom him with his trannies cock.

 

that dude needs a mushroom stamp for sure.

 

In my area, the person flipping the bird is usually the one that did something wrong.

 

I've encountered these retards all week while driving.

Some douche talking on his phone in a Maxima is under the delusion that his turn signals are for decorations only and not practical application so he never uses them. He also decides to do 70km/h in an 80 so naturally i ride his ass making sure my headlights catch his mirrors the whole way down. I can see him moving his vehicle left and right to avoid the beams, but I just keep matching him. Eventually the prick goes into the turning lane I'm heading for and I just camp off his ass blinding him the whole time. When the turn comes, he pulls wide into the far right lane (Which is illegal BTW, and again, no signal) so I plow right by him giving him full blast of the Borla exhaust which was deafening to me. The bastard then decides to try to ride my ass and blind me with his lights, but because he's so low to the ground he isn't doing shit. Little does he know if I brake he's going right under the goddamn spare tire.

Moral of the story. Don't fuck with someone with a bigger vehicle than you.

 

same here!!!

 

Very rarely see the bird down here. Up in New Hampshire (Boston area) they should have a vote to make it the Official State Bird.

Did see it a couple weeks ago though, was doing some light remodeling work at The Villages (a huge retirement community down here) and ended up in the wrong lane at the entrance gate, the lane that requires you to have a pass you wave at a little sensor to get the gate to open. Some old broad behind me took to honking and yellin out the window. I blew her off (what's she gonna do beat me up or push my Taco out of the way with her Civic?). Finally got through the gate, she got through and shot me the bird on her way by. I just laughed. Sure as hell, New York plates!

 

This sounds like the case of the DUMB ASS WIMP. The dumb ass wimp is a guy who can't drive and is afraid driving (so the right on red is not going to happen). If the dumb ass wimp has a girl she is a bossy rag that does things he can't back up (flip U off). The dumb ass wimp will also put him self and others in danger just to weasel out of a bad situation. Then cry to every one it was not his fault. All I can say is you are better than he, be cool rock on.

 

Ha! That shit happens all the time here in Cali! Only sometimes you get something thrown at ya, or even get shot at......
People suck sometimes!

 

shot at!!! break out the Sig 556 and make the swiss cheese.

 

Ya, that stuff happens all the time in california. There is one thing for sure. You can't convince people not to be stupid. And when you call them on it, they aren't like"sorry, my bad" and be done with it, they try the act all "billy bad ass" and pawn off the stupid act on some thing or some one else. Witch in the end just makes them look even dumber. I wish it was leagal to mount 50 cals on our Tacomas. I swear to god the stupid people count would drop really fast if they had to worry about me A-teaming their ass.

 

Ignorance is aggravating.

 

I'm a magnet for asshole drivers.

Something very bad would happen if some asshole threw something at my truck.

 

Lol!! ^^^

 

the other week i was drivin and this jack ass ran a stop sighn and stopped in the middle of the intersection (i was goin 60) i swerved and baredly stopped infront of him, and he had the nerve to flip the bird at me! i shoulda pummelled the jackass but he had a unrestrained child in the rear, i shoulda maybe touched him and got pd involved

 

lmao.