If you were on death row......................................

While they are all wonderful options, I'd try to score an OD of heroin while in the joint.

 

can I skydive in the nude with no parachute?

 

x2

 

i would like to jump out a air plain. maybe. or hit a wall at 150+MPH lol. idk a bunch of hamburgers maybe some deer meat, rabbit, idk.....

 

also this.

 

Can I vote that I was done in by the spelling of the poll?

Seriously though. I won't be on death row, cause when I finally snap, my name will be known the world over, and it'll be death-by-SNIPER most likely. Or a collapsing building. Or be piledriving a stolen FA-18E into the Walmart headquarters parking lot at mach 1.4.

Or snu-snu. Maybe snu-snu. Ya never know.

*nods

*walks away

 

I would definitely take the firing squad, if I'm on death row I got myself into a mess and I'd like to leave this world leaving a mess. I think the food at that point doesn't even matter...

 

Firing squad. It's just macho.

Last meal... all I can eat lobster. Unfortunately they cap the $$ value of the last meal, so maybe I'd just stick with a double-double from In-n-Out and about 10 orders of their fries. Regular Coke, not Diet, too.

 

firing squad.

 

That would be quick method..except it will probably happen when your not on death row

 

I'll go with lethal injection. Why would I want to be in pain for the last 2 minutes of my life?

 

I will never find myself on death row...

so any option suggested by me would be moot.



However, If I was to find myself in a position of purposely checking out...it would no doubt include high class hookers, large quantities of narcotics, fine wine, and quality ocean view accommodations. Oh...some background music from a list of favs would be nice too.

 

You can do whatever you want, sweetcheeks.

Here's another option for execution: tract home in the suburbs, meaningless dead-end job, diet of processed food.

 

I actually sat in the electric chair at southern ohio correctional institute in Lucasville ohio. They of course no longer use it but it was cool for some reason to sit in it. They have an open house once a year and my buddy's dad was a guard there so he gave us a good tour...

 

Firing squad for sure. I think last year a guy in Utah got the option for firing squad or lethal injection. He said something along the lines of "Lethal injection is what you do to stray animals, I want to go out like a Human". After he said that, I have to agree and would rather be shot.

 

I think it depends on what I did, I'm an advocate for eye for an eye. If I shot someone then shoot me

 

44 magnum to make my day.

 

How about death, by BUNGA-BUNGA!