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Old 06-27-2012, 03:06 PM   #1
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Riddle me this

Yea, just a little board at work. Anyway...


- If the plural form of goose is geese, why is the plural form for moose not meese?


- Why do they put shipment in cars, and cargo in ships?


- Why is there braille on drive through bank atms?
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:10 PM   #2
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Don't know.
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:21 PM   #3
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i know the last one! because its cheaper to make everything with braile than it is to make half with and half without!

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Old 06-27-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
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If there is braile on the ATMs why is there none on the gearshift in my truck??
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:23 PM   #5
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The braille is probably because its cheaper to produce the same keys for all ATM's rather than two separate types of keys (braille and non-braille).
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:24 PM   #6
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i beat you all.

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Old 06-27-2012, 03:24 PM   #7
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Yea, just a little board at work. Anyway...


- If the plural form of goose is geese, why is the plural form for moose not meese?


- Why do they put shipment in cars, and cargo in ships?


- Why is there braille on drive through bank atms?
EASY.

1.) Because.

2.) Boats for moving cargo have been around since before the first dynasty of Egypt. Cars have been around since the 19th century. Also, if you mail something from the UK to the US, it's still a shipment even though it may be loaded on a boat and become part of it's cargo.

3.) The user of the ATM might be in the rear driver's side seat on a four door car.
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:26 PM   #8
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An 8 pack of hotdogs and a six pack of buns is still a mystery.
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:28 PM   #9
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I like my hotdogs without buns. Just mustard.
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:51 PM   #10
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:56 PM   #11
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:57 PM   #12
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How can a woman eat one pound of chocolate and gain five pounds? Defies physics.
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Old 06-27-2012, 03:59 PM   #13
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:04 PM   #14
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why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?




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Old 06-27-2012, 04:05 PM   #15
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There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
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If there is braile on the ATMs why is there none on the gearshift in my truck??
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:29 PM   #19
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There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
why would he need to swim if he was on an island?

actually, that's not very far anyway. he should just hop.

double actually, is the frog dead? or just in the middle?
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There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
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