My buddies wedding.

Getting married sucks... but being drunk at the wedding was pretty fun..

 

$2000 in NYC is chump change. Bring $5000 that way you can party like a porn star.

 

i have been in similar situations and said "thanks but no thanks". friends are important but sometimes you gotta look out for number 1

 

Just say, "hold on a second before this trip so that I can shit out some more money". It's almost like you have to ween women off their high horse. You give them the world, but they keep expecting it.

I will be more than likely plastered. Probably so much, that I won't remember much. I won't intially intend for it to be that we, but I know myself all to well.

For the guy that's going to be the best man, just get plowed. It will all be good.

 

Weddings suck and being in NYC without cash is gonna suck even more. But if you do get stuck I live close by and work in mid town manhattan so pm and we'll go get drunk somewhere.
P.S. If her dads a real dick I'll lock him up and charge 3600$ bucks to let him go. The extra 1000$ is for me though I want an all pro bumper but hey lemme know.

 

down a couple beers and try to not remember the night haha

 

I hate to say it but ND is right. Stand up and tell him why, he is your friend right ? He may not like it but eventually the truth will surface and you'll be shown in a different light, be the friend you say you are.

 

Mark the Calendar!!!