Does anyone really fall for their BS story?
I'm in the military and can't leave the base
I'm out to sea & don't have access to the internet
I'm buying it for my ________ (fill in the blank)
They want to send you $1000.00 to cover shipping and will pay you through paypal.
Thank you for getting back to me. Can you assure me that it's in good condition and that i will not be disappointed with it. i will love to buy this item.i want to be the best offer by adding $100 to your money then keep other offers off,where i am i don't have access to my bank account and i have access to my paypal account.I insisted on paypal because i don't have access to my bank account online as i don't have internet banking, but i can pay from my paypal account, as i have my bank account attached to it, i will need you to give me your paypal email address so i can make the payment asap for the item and if you don't have paypal account yet, it is very easy to set up, go to http://www.paypal.com and get it set up , after you have set it up i will only need the e-mail address you use for registration with paypal so as to put the money through. I have a pick up agent that will come and pick the item up after i have made the payment. Get back to me in time.
My reply translated into ebonics using http://joel.net/EBONICS/Translator, lets see if they are stupid enough to answer
Yo Rose, yeea it iz in pimp-tight condition. ah need ta clean it out cuz right now ah gots uh dead midget crack beeotch in da back & ah need ta go out ta da desert an' bury her. pimp-tight thin` da 4 wheel cruize werkz LOL. When can yo' agent pick it up? ah need ta do uh real pimp-tight cleaning motha fuckin job you know how those CSI ****** is. dey might find blood or sperm under da rubber floor mats. Send paypal ta suckmy_cock@AOL.COM Thanks Ya' dig?