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Kick Boxing...(Wifey vs. Chris4x4)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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    Uh-oh....are we gonna see a Police Academy scene re-enacted?
     
  2. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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    stop showering
     
  3. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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    :rofl:You are so in for it!
     
  4. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:27 PM
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    God-speed, Chris. My prayers are with you.
     
  5. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:28 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Problem is, She has WAY more shos and stuff than I do Super Glue, or Shower squar footage.
    Bah!
     
  6. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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    That would be something to see! :D
     
  7. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:32 PM
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    I have some 3M Super 90 spary adheasive......but It requires a time to set up.......julie is gonna be home in 1.5 hours. Im not saying a word to hear, and gonna see if she notices. :D
     
  8. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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  9. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:36 PM
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    And I still dont have my helmet. :( Where the Hell is Chuck Norris when you need him?
     
  10. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:37 PM
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    Better grab a shower now, before it's too late to do it safely.........oh, better stash some spare keys outside too!:D
     
  11. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:38 PM
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    I have a second bathroom. Copy that on the spare keys. ;)
     
  12. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:39 PM
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  13. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:41 PM
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    All of a sudden, my life expectancy seems to be getting shorter.....:(
     
  14. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:41 PM
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    Tell her Matt said not to hurt you too badly. :p
     
  15. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:42 PM
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    I'll telll her, but then she might want to kick your ass. ;)
     
  16. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:43 PM
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    stop doing anything that might make you vulnerable. no more showers, no more peeing or pooping, no more sleeping. never remove your helmet, especially during sex. buy a taser and randomly shock her to instill fear. make her more afraid of you than you of of her. Also, sleep with someone close to her (mom, sister, best friend, whatever) so she learns a lesson
     
  17. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:43 PM
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    damn... just read this...

    Could your wife kick Chuck Norris' ass? :D
     
  18. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:45 PM
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    Um........ok....but doesnt this open up the posibility of an apperance on Jerry Springer?
    And are you takeing into consideration SHE HAS GUNS?
    I dont think so. But it would be a LONG fight.
     
  19. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:46 PM
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    Cover yourself in peanut butter before you take a shower. Stand near the back so the water doesn't wash way the peanut butter. When she throws the curtain back and proceeds to punch and kick you, her fists and feet will stick to you. Then you can use those zipties that you've been clenching between your butt cheeks and tie her hands and feet together. Dump her on the floor and proceed with your shower.




    :D:D
     
  20. Jan 30, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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    listen, dont worry about the guns. if she pulls one out just taunt her and tell her she's not man enough to kick your ass bare handed and has to cheat and use guns. she'll be so ashamed taking her down wont be hard after that
     

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