I'm a man!

I looked for something like this on the site and couldn't find a thread like it so I thought I would start one.

I notice I do some stupid stuff from time to time just in the name of feeling slightly more manly than someone else, even if the other person doesn't know it's a competition or just other random stuff just to entertain myself. Just stupid fun stuff for me to laugh at. I thought it would be fun to see if other people have similar stories. (I get really bored sometimes and it beats daydreaming)Just tell your story and write, I'm a man! after it. I'll start it off.

My story:
I usually drink a lot of water throughout the day so I'm always carrying a little ammo in the water gun and sometimes people come over to the house that I do not know. So just for S&G's I will go to the bathroom by the living room and pee. Not the stealth mode pee where you aim for the side of the bowl at just the right angle so that no sound is made but directly into the water and I try to make it as loud as I can. When the guests hear this then they know......they know who's boss!


I'm a man!!

 

I pee my pants in front them so they know who's a real man.

 

So this thread is actually a d1ck measuring contest. It was bound to happen.

 

I am a man! I'm 40!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjF93E4LjlA

 

Yes it is but its the kind of D measuring where you only give your length then leave before the over person have a chance to tell you his. So you get to mark one down in the win column no matter what lol

 

I'm THE Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdr4rWG98

 

hahaha its not all pee related

 

This is a man too

http://youtu.be/pQOu2d0L1qE

 

agreed

 

I'm just pointing it out Chris, technically I'm right

 

Anybody else measure masculinity by how deep the sound of someone's pee hitting the toilet is? I remember growing up and ALWAYS thinking that.

 

I talk shit about people that start gay threads

I'm a man

 

Exactly what I was going for haha

 

I work at a Best Buy, and a little over a year ago while I was working, our lost prevention guy started noticing a middle aged man acting very strange in our large TV isle.

About a minute after putting the camera on him, the man proceeded to do the unthinkable..

As quoted by said LP guy over our radios, "umm home theater.. you have a customer.. uhh pissing all over your large tv isle... please tell him to stop.."

Sure enough as I walk over there to see this, the customer had just zipped it back up. When I asked him what the hell he thought he was doing, he just replied.."when you gotta go you gotta go."

Before we went to check the tapes, I was thinking it was just some dribble and go, this was not the case.. This guy literally pissed from the start of the isle, allllllll the way to the finish of the isle..

After all that, the police showed up to escort him out of the store because he would not leave, as he believed he had done nothing wrong.

Still to this day is one of the wildest things I've ever seen, and I'm SF in the Air Force and we see some pretty wild stuff, I tell you what..

 

I didn't watch it either, just long enough to make sure the video worked