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Old 10-15-2013, 01:53 AM   #39281
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:03 AM   #39282
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Looks like the Brazilian police "due process" is more efficient:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrHtCuQsCw
I bet that puck bitches mama is so proud. Glad they got such a clear picture of his face too. That should run on the news there daily as a reminder. Its a shame his accomplice didn't meet the same demise.

That's the way it should be here too. Caught in the act there is no trial. You're guilty. I don't care why you are doing what you're doing, but if its illegal and you are caught in the act you go straight to sentencing.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:11 AM   #39283
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If its a blantent act like that i agree. What if your in the right place at the wrong time?

Say the two gun men run off and you get out and help get the bike out of the road. All the cops would know is a gunman stealing a bike. They roll up and shoot you no questions asked because in their eyes, youre caught in the act of stealing the bike.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:30 AM   #39284
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Looks like the Brazilian police "due process" is more efficient:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrHtCuQsCw
I have to say i agree with this 100%.

Some people argue it was robbery vs murder. IMO thats simple semantics. It should be that way everywhere. If you rob someone, let alone at gun point, bye bye!
It's hard to tell in this video if the robber pointed the gun at the cop or not.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:32 AM   #39285
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Say the two gun men run off and you get out and help get the bike out of the road. All the cops would know is a gunman stealing a bike. They roll up and shoot you no questions asked because in their eyes, youre caught in the act of stealing the bike.
I disagree. In your example, the cops didn't see you committing the crime, therefore you are comparing apples and oranges.

Obviously that officer witnessed the entire motorcycle-jacking.
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:40 AM   #39286
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I disagree. In your example, the cops didn't see you committing the crime, therefore you are comparing apples and oranges.

Obviously that officer witnessed the entire motorcycle-jacking.
1 point for you sir!
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:46 AM   #39287
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Lets not pretend like the brazilian cops need an excuse to shoot people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3230448.html
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:46 AM   #39288
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I think you misread what I wrote because you just reiterated what I wrote in the first part
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Old 10-15-2013, 09:52 AM   #39289
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^^ it looks like the motorcycle hijacker pulled his piece before the cop shot him! At the .59 min mark. His arm was extended out and not up. I could be mistaking. Either way, I feel the same. Justice was served.
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:24 AM   #39290
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It looks like the guy lived. My coworker who speaks portugese says that the rider at the end of the first video said, "now you rob in Hell, thief".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtH3REotrdk
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:25 AM   #39291
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Both of them wearing flip flops, shorts, and no helmets. Surprised the AGATT nazis haven't shown up.

Considering people used to be hung, head cut off, etc.... for theft, I'd say that scum got off easy.
Just culling out the bad ones
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:34 AM   #39292
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liveleak claims the dude died in the hospital. There's a full english translated version on there.
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Old 10-15-2013, 11:27 AM   #39293
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^^ it looks like the motorcycle hijacker pulled his piece before the cop shot him! At the .59 min mark. His arm was extended out and not up. I could be mistaking. Either way, I feel the same. Justice was served.
thats what i saw as well.
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:03 PM   #39294
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Old 10-15-2013, 01:19 PM   #39295
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http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/41192...html%3C/div%3E



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Old 10-15-2013, 02:27 PM   #39296
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The BEST Craiglist add ever made!!!!!



http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/41192...html%3C/div%3E



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Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road. I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo."


-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:15 PM   #39297
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:31 PM   #39298
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LOL, good read!
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:24 PM   #39299
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+1 to the one who can copy & paste that to this thread, please!
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+1 to the one who can copy & paste that to this thread, please!


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It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.


If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


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Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
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Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
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-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.

QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.

-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.

-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.

-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.

-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.

-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.

-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!

-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.

-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.

-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale.

-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.

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