How to introduce yourself to female

"Hello little girl, wanna ride in my big black truck?"


This could also get the cops called on you too

 

Heh how cute.

I really like the answers of "the worst that can happen is no" and "dont put emotional investment in the outcome". For sure.

Just be yourself. That sounds so generic but its true. Try to let go of the insecurities because we come back to...whats the worst that can happen??

I have the same problem and should listen to myself but obviously on the opposite end because I am not a dude.
I can talk to anyone at my job. I am a hair dresser and its not scary..but social situation? hell no.

Since girls are so retarded, they are probably sitting there waiting for you to make a move because they are equally nervous and afraid to. Someones gotta do it.

And NO. Chicks will not always respond if you put out the vibes. Like I said they are sitting there wondering if you like them too in most cases and are too afraid to make a move. I know more girls like this than not.

If you already have a girl in the friend zone, I see no problem asking her if she wants to go to eat, or go on an adventure in your truck..or whatever you like to do.

Find something in common that you both like, and base something around it!

For me, I smoke and drink beers, so its easier to base outings on this like, say...going up to the top of a mountain and drinking a bunch of beers and pitching them off the mountain and hitting them with baseball bats.

If you don't have anything in common..then don't waste your time. That is, unless you are only looking for a fwb and couldn't care less. I get the hunch though that that isn't the case and maybe you are looking for something more serious? What do I know though.

If all else fails, do refer to posts # 2 and #3.

 

dont do this... littering is no beuno

 

Just a corny example

 

If my girlfriend had a tacoma, i think i'd have to marry her...



Jk.

Just be yourself, you'll attract someone guaranteed. If you aren't a social butterfly(extrovert) then you'll have some problems but there's no progress without struggle right?

 

Actually you have the best pick up line in the world dude
"Hi, I'm writing a book about women and how they feel about their breasts!"

 

How do I get guys to approach me? Why is it so hard for guys to say hello? Geez we don't bite.

 

Thats what Im saying

 

I don't know, I've known some that bite

 

Women don't bite????? mmmm....ok if you say so

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caBVgKYSJZY

Instructional video with some music as a bonus.

 

Yo thats a lie, I had a crazy one try to bite me at a football game like 30 seconds after we met.

 

Ahahahah YES!! That is awesome.

 

take a risk, its not like youll be gettin less than you already are

i usually give a girl my number and let her text or call me

 

Its all in your head, once you think "oh man this girl is good looking", your going to think shes out of your leage which isnt true(generally speaking) dont put pu**y on a pedestal (using that in a different context than 40yr old virgin). Hot chicks never get talked to because dudes are scared to go up to them! all it takes is a simple Hi hows it goin....

But california chicks are a different breed especially ones from SD,OC, and LA, 90 percent of the time chicks cant hold a simple conversation because they get awkward and automaticly think "hmm why is this guy talking to me....." or something along those lines. Just my experience.

 

Yes! its my trademark pickup line and it's how i make new girl friends.

Just do something unique. That always works

EDIT: My Sig down there just epitomizes what im all about

 

My shitty advice post of the day

My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear.
Oh, you are?
Must be 15 minutes fast.

"Can you hold this while I go for a walk?" - Extend hand

I wish you were my shins, then I could bang you on my coffee table.

"Damn girl, you shit with that ass?"

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

Your face; I like that shit.