Another debate: Farting.

Is it me or is there no such thing as women finding farting hilarious? My Wife is very patient because I fart frequently. But she never-ever finds it funny. At the same time, all my friend find farting hilarious and enjoy telling stories. I actually had a girlfriend break up with me due to farting. Anyhow, I wonder why this is? Everyone farts.

 

i don't find it funny but i don't care about it either. however, my sister thinks her boyfriend's farting problem is the cutest thing in the world.

 

Obviously you've never been to our house where farting, and belching, are nearly art forms ad often found to be quite hilarious, unless used for revenge purposes, but even then its funny.

 

My gf laughs histerically when I rip a good one. Unless it's directed towards her (Dutch oven)

 

I cant hear the word fart without laughing......I'm cracking up typing this! I had borritos last night and my GF wanted to kill me,.......before i killed her

 

My wife will laugh with it, well most of the time anyway

 

It annoys my Wife because I always fart first thing when I get up. I suppose I can understand that. Plus I developed a habit when I was single of always leaning over. I can't kick the habit, so she always knows when one is coming, at which point she gives me a dirty look.

 

next time "cup-O-soup" her she will love that

 

my girl flips the f*ck out. she gets royally pissed when i fart! i dont get it... She expects me to NOT fart. period.

 

We have a lot of family fun with "toots"......As a matter of fact,my five year old son and I call each other "Mr.Toots".My wife and nine year old daughter seem to fancy themselves above the whole experience,but my eight year old daughter,junior and myself get quite a kick out of lettin' 'em rip.

 

My GF doesn't really care. But I do love going into someones office at work to ask a question, then leave them with a little something to remember me.

 

My two sons have made it an art form. They look forward to riding in elevators or going to a movie theater, and they are 25 and 27 years old.

 

Try crankin one out in bed and then either:

A) fan the covers

(or)

B) hold her head under the covers

They really get a kick out of that shit! Try it, get back to us to let us know if that makes her laugh!

 

Head under covers = Dutch oven or wet blanket

I would post a link for this but I'm on my phone.
Get on YouTube and search for "never trust a woman"

 

Thanks bob!

 

I have a problem when my GF can out fart me!!! She is a fing pro at ripping loud and long ass farts, we compete with one another at who has the best farts.

But I always have the worst smelling farts!!!! HA

 

shit my wife farts back at me hahahaha funny this came up. just last night we were spooning and she farted right on my 8=====D i could not stop laughing.

 

she doesn't like me farting in my sleep......but I don't think I do this.