Originally Posted by Kuhl29
1st:forgot my Percocet after my 5th ACL reconstruction and that was torture.
2nd: got my index, middle and ring finger caught in a facemask my freshman year of football.
3rd: cut my baby toe off and broke both of my ankles in a go cart accident when I was 17.. that sucked.
4th: testicular torsion due to sexual mishap with my ex-wife... my right testicle was the size of a grapefruit by the time I got to the er. passed our twice and vomited repeatedly.
..I have bad luck..
Dude okay this is going to sound totally weird, but my dad thought he twisted his nut and he literally felt the need to show me because he was like my nut is the size of a fucking softball and im like BS shut up and when i saw it i immediately called 911. lol Turned out he had testicular cancer and when it stopped functioning right it actually did close off blood flow.