I can afford toilet paper, I just choose not to buy it all the time.
Why waste money ?
Nobody NEEDs half the shit we buy, so why do we waste money? Because we choose whats worth it and whats not. When it comes to TP, you sir are in the vast minority on your views of saving money. If you really wanted to save, there are plenty of other ways to save alot more money and sacrifice less.
Remember to turn the lights off in your house when they are not needed, run your air conditioner less, drive slower to save gas, take quicker showers, dont use a dishwasher... the list of things is endless. Shit, you could even piss in the shower so you can flush less and save water that way. OR put a bucket in the shower with you to catch extra water and then get a towel and use that water and towel to wipe your ass. Then your saving money, paper, water, the plumbing in your house, and even your ass will be happy.
Are you getting my point here?? Putting your ass through torture and destroying you plumbing just to save a couple hundred bucks a year on TP is retarded. Other ways to save more money.