How you know your a Tacoma owner

So i got this idea from this rx7 t shirt that i own (yes im also a rotary owner and nut) and figured why not start a thread like it for tacomas.
this is what the shirt reads for ideas
http://polakgraphics.com/cart/patmanxc shirt.jpg

Maybe if we create some good ones we could make it into a t shirt also

So guys and gals finish the statement
how you know your a tacoma owner when-

 

When you despise all domestic trucks

 

when you see a jeep and think "i could out wheel that"

 

When you have a Tacoma

 

When you have more pics of your truck than your wife.

( she hates that by the way )

Thanks,

Brett

 

When you buy birthday gifts for your truck

 

And Christmas

And Anniversary...

 

Love this one! i may not have a wife but i could say "When you have more pics of your truck than your family"

 

Right! For sure dude .

Thanks ,

Brett

 

Would that be date of mfg per the doorjamb sticker or date of purchase?

 

^ funny! Haven't thought of that.

Thanks,

Brett

 

^ haha guess it would be manufacture date

 

When I fill up instead of checking the oil I crawl under looking for rust on the frame with my rattle can of Rust Tough in hand.

 

When you dont even let your girlfriend drive your truck

 

When u see a rough terrain and your first thought is "I got this shit"

 

when you check this site before anything else when getting on the internet

 

when you spot other peoples tacomas and wonder why they dont have it modded

 

When your on your third one (obviously not for wear and tear reasons).

 

When you look in your wallet and notice it's empty