Old School Cafeteria Pizza

Old school rectangular pizza that brings back childhood memories. More importantly does anyone know where I can get it? I used to love this pizza.
I know there's a brand called Tony's but I've read reviews and many people say that it's nowhere near the original. Might give it a try if all else fails.

 

Im sure its simple and cheap to make, maybe a guy on here is married to a lunch lady.

 

Buy the Pillsbury crust in a can. Stretch it out on a cookie sheet. Add toppings. Cook. Eat.

 

Make sure you use cheap cheese and ketchup based pizza sauce

P.S. I loved that pizza in school to, its was pretty good.

 

Buy the cheapest gas station pizza you can find, mix ketchup and mayonnaise at a ratio of three to one, dip, and gag. Ohhh the memories.

 

.99 celeste. there are round but taste the same.
cheap crap, but will bring back memories.

 

Tony's is the closest we can find. Me and my wife are the same way, we, for some odd reason, loved the old school pizza like that.

 

i used to love those too.

had them at Holub middle school. the best.

 

Covered in ranch!

 

everything is better with ranch!

 

Haha, totally reminds me of Kachina elementary school. For $1 you could get this pizza, a nutty bar, and a small milk. Ahh I miss the early 80s....

 

FTFY.

 

X3

 

my friend:

it's called Ellio's Pizza. i pretty much grew up on it using the toaster oven at home. exactly the same as the school cafeteria, but a bit better.

it LQQKS like they have modernized and now have all sorts of varieties, but they still have "the original."

more common on the East Coast.

http://www.ellios.com/

cooking tip: if it starts to curl up in the toaster oven, you have cooked it too much!

remember when it was too hot, and when taking a bite you'd burn your upper gums! ahahhaha

 

Americans like ranch you Nazi.

 

* Communist. Ranch carries an overweight redneck stigma around here.

 

Sorry, ELLIO'S is not available in the area.

 

http://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html?m=1

 

The cheap-ass pizza and burritos were my favorite cafeteria days. I went to one elementary school than also had a ham n' cheese with corn chowder day too that was the shit.

My love for cheap-ass watered down ranch grew also, but alas, everything on store shelves all tastes like Hidden Valley to me, which I do not like.

 

just ordered a pallet of them