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Old 03-21-2009, 11:19 PM   #1
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22 Ways to be a good Liberal

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the government "owes" you something, therefore, we need more social programs.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger, Gloria Steinem, and certain liberal movie stars are more important to America than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and The Supreme Court..

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton, Nutsy Pelosy, and Barrack Hussien Obama are normal and very honest people that love traditional America.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex maniac belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and hard core sex, should be constitutionally protected, and displaying the 10 Commandments or the Confederate flag should not.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that illegal aliens should be left alone because they're here to "make a better life for themselves."

22. You have to believe that this message is part of a vast right wing conspiracy!


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Old 03-22-2009, 12:44 AM   #2
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#23 - You must be offended at all of the above and start a 3 page rant on your blog followed by an online petition to ban freedom of speech provided you don't agree with it.

Honestly though, I found it amusing...minus the god bless part. I'll never get used to that.
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Old 03-22-2009, 01:40 AM   #3
09 but I drive a 012 Expedition...
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That was quite worth the reading! Sad thing is, some of those (like 3 of them) I actually agree with.
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Old 03-22-2009, 01:49 AM   #4
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i hope u dont mind that i borrowed this and reposted it... and reposted it... and reposted it
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:41 AM   #5
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Thanks for posting this packer. I borrowed it too and sent it to my "Liberal" minded friends. I'm waiting for the rebuttals!!
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Old 03-22-2009, 05:59 AM   #6
HOT!!
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+1 sir
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:36 AM   #9
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ROFL! Good one!
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:37 AM   #10
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I'm "borrowing" this. Thanks for the post.
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Old 03-23-2009, 04:45 AM   #13
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I am not very political but that one made me laugh.
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Old 03-23-2009, 05:12 AM   #14
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#10 is my favorite.
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