Epic Delivery Driver Story Thread!

I was reading something on facebook that reminded me of my delivery driver job during college and I started remembering some of the memorable moments. I thought it would be fun to start a thread for some of the fellow delivery guys to share some of our stories.

During college I worked part time as a delivery guy for KFC (Yes KFC at that time did home delivery) and ran into my fair share of porn stars, strippers, bartenders, cat ladies, transvestites, drunks, and pot heads. I'll start the thread out with one of the more memorable and will add as I remember them.

I once made a delivery to an apartment that was a bitch to get too and as I was leaving I realize I forgot to give the guy his coleslaw. Knocked Knocked Knocked... no answer WTF? Since getting into the complex was such a pain I persisted... He's in there I know it. Well 15-20 minuets later the door opens and the dude is in full fucking drag! dress, makeup, heels, fake tits the whole nine yards! Well my WTF face was unmistakable; the guy looked embarrassing so I just handed him his coleslaw and walked away without saying one word.

 

Go on.