What gets to you?

People who stand in line at a fast food line and stare at the menu like they never saw it order something that's not on menu, and lazy a**people who think wearing pj's and slippers to the store is ok.

 

When my wife hangs shit on the door knobs and i cant close the damn door

When i come home and every bottle in the house was thrown away....i dip

When someone cant return a buggy to the return 5 spaces away

When people wait on a space close to the front and theres a million more available

When people park in the spot that i park in every single night at my complex!!!!

When people park extremely close to me when i parked an inch from the curb just so they wouldnt hit my damn door

 

People who roll through stop signs.

People who don't use turn signals. And it's to the point I think I'm over reacting because I don't even care if it affects me, I stlll get pissed off at the sight of it.

People who go the Emergency Room instead of their family Dr for simple problems, because family DR would charge them $50 up front, while the ER costs $500-$1500 but sends them a bill they never pay.

People who walk across the road in front of you, staring at you while purposely walking slow.

When businesses that I have to rely on (this week for example: Bank of America, Toyota dealership to name a couple) have employees who relentlessly fail at their jobs. I work in a medicine and ANY mistake I make has the potential to get me in serious trouble, and I never get by without being told I did something wrong. Yet these people just lie, fail to perform even moderately at their job, and work every day this way. The task they fail at usually doesn't get to me as much as the fact they seem helpless to keep from failing, yet remain gainfully employed.

 

Guys that come onto my construction site with no hard hat or safety vest. Its fucking construction wear your PPE! We are not building a fucking house where you can wear shorts and tank tops.

Drives me absolutely nuts. It affects my safety rating.

 

Everyone in Walmart on the 1st week of every month

 

-people around my age with pan-handling
-people who try and get in front of you in traffic on on-ramps (if I have to wait, so do you asshat!)
-tailgaters
-not using turn signals
-not moving to the center of the intersection waiting on a left turn
-bad parking jobs
-people speeding up whent I turn on my turn signal to change lanes
-driving continuously (sp?) in the PASSING lane
THINGS I LOVE?
USING MY HORN!

Road rage is a hobby

 

Incompetence

 

The fat guy who sits next to me at my work. He eats all the time. Diabetic and complains about his weight and health. He's super loud and I can't hear my phone calls because he's always trying to talk to the cashier over my shoulder. He calls her CUPCAKE! He's always yelling hey CUPCAKE!

He has left over food all around him. He screws up anything he touches. I spend have my day fixing his crap.

And I can't say anything because him and my manager go way back.

He does not just annoy me, everyone here hates him. I think my manager keeps him around to piss everyone else off.

 

Spiders

 

Oh and in the slight chance he's not talking you can hear him breath.

He was always talking about hookers and strip clubs but he has no idea why his wife is leaving him.

 

Incompetent spiders are the worst

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKryf9BWDQg

 

This x a million.

 

Hot transvestites... I mean really WTF!!!!!!!

FU plastic surgeons

 

That's pretty damn funny! I like the spider on weed. He's like.... "fuck it... it's good".

 

Mmmm hmmm.....

 

"as long as it catches me some munchies man"