Quote of the Day

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

 

that is the best one yet. O' George is the the greatest!!

 

There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

 

You know I was at an amusement park a few weeks ago and I looked over at this girl, who by the way was beautiful, and out of nowhere this guy walks up and says this same exact thing to me.. i had never thought of it that way.. its so true!!

 

HAHA!!! You couldnt have defined it any better than that!!! very true.

 

"I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings"

-unknown

 

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry.

 

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

 

Our destiny is frequently met in the very paths we take to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

 

The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
- Times Newspaper

 

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
- Ronald Reagan

 

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown.

 

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge —
That myth is more potent than history.
I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts —
That hope always triumphs over experience —
That laughter is the only cure for grief.
And I believe that love is stronger than death.
- Robert Fulghum

 

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. - Mark Twain

 

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb

 

Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. - Ambrose Bierce

 

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." - Mark Twain.

 

We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man got that way by taking advantage of the thin one! - Ronald Reagan

 

What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples. - Patrick Verona

 

We are sinful not merely because we have eaten off the Tree of Knowledge, but also because we have not yet eaten off the Tree of Life.
- Franz Kafka