Quote of the Day

Roland · 08-21-2008, 01:46 PM

"The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the
possibility of inadvertently catching one."
--Anonymous

TheMaster · 08-23-2008, 05:55 AM

"The only way to be safe is to never be secure". - Benjamin Franklin

chris4x4 · 08-23-2008, 05:58 AM

"....I have only had a couple....."

-almost every drunk driver that gets pulled over by the Police

derekabraham · 08-23-2008, 06:27 PM

"I beleive the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Our wonderful president.

beastlytaco · 08-23-2008, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monoman

Do you know what they call a Big Mac in France?
A Royal with cheese! "Jules" -Pulp Fiction

no no. its "Do you know what a call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?" " no" "A royal with cheese" " do you know why they call it a royal with cheese" " the metric system?" "ohh look at the big brain on brett; you a smart fcuker"

TheMaster · 08-24-2008, 08:31 AM

You always find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out. We found out that Wall Street has been kind of a nudist beach.

- WARREN BUFFETT billionaire investor, saying the U.S. economy is unlikely to improve before 2009, and there was a "reasonable chance" that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac shareholders would be wiped out

monoman · 08-27-2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beastlytaco

no no. its "Do you know what a call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?" " no" "A royal with cheese" " do you know why they call it a royal with cheese" " the metric system?" "ohh look at the big brain on brett; you a smart fcuker"

Damn it! Your right! How the hell did I get that wrong,

must have been hungry that day or something. oh well.....my bad.....how about this one... No soup for you!! Come back one week! (pointing at me)

"The Soup Nazi"

TheMaster · 08-28-2008, 06:51 AM

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

beastlytaco · 08-28-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monoman

Damn it! Your right! How the hell did I get that wrong,

must have been hungry that day or something. oh well.....my bad.....how about this one... No soup for you!! Come back one week! (pointing at me)

"The Soup Nazi"

yeah good one. seinfeld

i got one. god i hate this one. ruined me for six months. Then i found tacoma " Oh im sorry, i only like you as a friend"

TheMaster · 08-29-2008, 06:17 AM

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

TheMaster · 09-02-2008, 05:41 AM

Life happens.

STEVE SCHMIDT, John McCain's spokesman, after Sarah Palin confirmed that her unmarried, 17-year old daughter is pregnant

kristopherl · 09-02-2008, 05:49 AM

It's not the heat.. it's the humidity

TheMaster · 09-03-2008, 06:49 AM

Russians need our energy markets and we need Russian energy — it's as simple as that.

Finnish Foreign Minister ALEXANDER STUBB, on the EU's refusal to impose sanctions on Russia over its incursion into Georgia

TheMaster · 09-04-2008, 06:36 AM

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

TheMaster · 09-05-2008, 06:04 AM

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
- Al Capone

TheMaster · 09-06-2008, 08:41 AM

The armed groups are like malaria, evolving to resist eradication and killing with efficiency.

- ANTONIO NAVARRO WOLFF, governor of Nariño, Colombia, on the refusal of a decades-old war to abate in his mountainous region even though it has recently slowed down in urban centers

TheMaster · 09-07-2008, 06:06 AM

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

TheMaster · 09-10-2008, 04:14 AM

We are dead meat.

DAVID LETTERMAN, host of CBS' Late Show, during a rant on global warming

08-21-2008, 01:46 PM	#981
Roland My other ride has sails Joined: Jan 2008, #4149 Location: Rhode Island Age: 45 Gender: Male Posts: 2,061 06 Impulse Red I4 2WD Access Cab 2006 Access Cab Manual 2.7 UnderCover Tonneau, Bed mat, Bug Deflector, aFe Pro Dry S, Secondary Air Filter removed, Synthetic 5W-30 oil, Scanguage II with blendmount, WeatherTech floorliners, Toyota seat covers, Installed OEM intermittent wipers, TacomaWorld sticker, Defrost without AC mod, Hidden Hitch	"The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one." --Anonymous __________________ "Life's journeys End is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit what a ride!"

08-23-2008, 05:55 AM	#982
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	"The only way to be safe is to never be secure". - Benjamin Franklin __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

08-23-2008, 05:58 AM	#983
chris4x4 Western Aliance: Fix it Division Joined: May 2008, #6497 Location: Tempe ,Az Posts: 4,607 2007 PreRunner 2007 Double Cab Automatic 1GR-FE (4.0 V6) OME 885's, OME shocks, Total Chaos UCA's, TSB springs with AAL, 5100 rear shocks, custom built fuel tank skid plate	"....I have only had a couple....." -almost every drunk driver that gets pulled over by the Police __________________ The simplest solutions are often the most clever..............they are also usually wrong.

08-23-2008, 06:27 PM	#984
derekabraham Doomsday Squad Joined: Jul 2008, #7822 Location: San Diego Age: 17 Posts: 3,353 08 PreRunner V6 SR5 TRD Off Road 2008 Access Cab Automatic	"I beleive the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Our wonderful president. __________________

08-24-2008, 08:31 AM	#986
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	You always find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out. We found out that Wall Street has been kind of a nudist beach. - WARREN BUFFETT billionaire investor, saying the U.S. economy is unlikely to improve before 2009, and there was a "reasonable chance" that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac shareholders would be wiped out __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

08-28-2008, 06:51 AM	#988
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

08-29-2008, 06:17 AM	#990
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-02-2008, 05:41 AM	#991
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	Life happens. STEVE SCHMIDT, John McCain's spokesman, after Sarah Palin confirmed that her unmarried, 17-year old daughter is pregnant __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-02-2008, 05:49 AM	#992
kristopherl Northern Alliance: Covert Ops Joined: Sep 2007, #2669 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Age: 36 Posts: 429 08 Tacoma DC 4x4 Sport LB. Foglight 2008 Double Cab Automatic 4.0 Cup holder LEDs	It's not the heat.. it's the humidity

09-03-2008, 06:49 AM	#993
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	Russians need our energy markets and we need Russian energy — it's as simple as that. Finnish Foreign Minister ALEXANDER STUBB, on the EU's refusal to impose sanctions on Russia over its incursion into Georgia __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-04-2008, 06:36 AM	#994
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-05-2008, 06:04 AM	#995
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. - Al Capone __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-06-2008, 08:41 AM	#996
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	The armed groups are like malaria, evolving to resist eradication and killing with efficiency. - ANTONIO NAVARRO WOLFF, governor of Nariño, Colombia, on the refusal of a decades-old war to abate in his mountainous region even though it has recently slowed down in urban centers __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-07-2008, 06:06 AM	#997
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-10-2008, 04:14 AM	#998
TheMaster Member Dismemberer Joined: Oct 2006, #112 Location: Land of No Specific Enemy Gender: Male Posts: 2,896 2007 DC TRD Sport 2007 Double Cab Automatic Its a Toyota ;-) Bug shield, window visors, skid plate, rust proofing, tonneau cover, paint & upholstery protection, side step bars, navigation system.	We are dead meat. DAVID LETTERMAN, host of CBS' Late Show, during a rant on global warming __________________ "My honour is more valuable than my commission".

09-10-2008, 07:55 AM	#999
HerNameIsLucy shaddap and eat your veggies Joined: Jul 2008, #8256 Location: Slowcala, Florida Age: 49 Gender: Male Posts: 940