Quote of the Day

People who lack the strength to be themselves are always trying to tear down those who do.

 

Sometimes "The Majority" only means all the fools are on the same side.

 

I do no go where the path leads. I instead create my own path.... And leave a trail.

 

Man who run behind car, get exhausted

 

Persons not heeding evacuation orders in single-family one- or two-story homes will face certain death.

The National Weather Service,
warning residents of coastal Texas about Hurricane Ike

 

Before it was a subprime problem. Now, it's everybody's problem.

DOUG ROBINSON,
a spokesman for the foreclosure prevention organization NeighborWorks America, on foreclosures, after they hit a record high in August with 304,000 homes in default and with 91,000 families losing their houses

 

"The only reason to wait a month to have sex with a girls is, if she is 17yrs & 11Months old"

 

"We are kind of like 7-11, we might not always doing buisness, but we are always open" - Murph, Boondock Saints

 

His soulful voice and playing were vital, magical components of our most recognized Pink Floyd sound.

Pink Floyd guitarist DAVID GILMOUR,
praising Richard Wright, the band's keyboardist, who has died of cancer

 

1.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
2.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
3.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

Hearing of these plans, you have to stop to catch your breath. But upon reflection, the alternatives are much worse.

Democratic Senator CHARLES SCHUMER,
on the U.S. Federal Reserve's $85 billion bail out of insurance giant AIG

 

Gosh, I wish we could have a new ballpark.

CARLOS ZAMBRANO,
Chicago Cubs pitcher, complaining about 94-year-old Wrigley Field after visiting the Milwaukee Brewers' Miller Park

 

I thought, if I were to ever build a house on the coast, I'm going to contact the guy who built this.



AARON REED,
spokesman for the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, marveling at a lone house that withstood Hurricane Ike

 

There was nothing there — nothing incriminating, nothing that would derail her campaign as I had hoped.

"RUBICO," who "hacked" Sarah Palin's Yahoo! e-mail account, on the contents of her inbox

 

I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out.

GEORGE MICHAEL,
in a statement released after he was arrested in a public toilet for possession of illegal drugs

 

It's a cold world out there, sometimes I'm feeling a little frosty myself.

 

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

 

If ever there were a call for collective action — a call for global leadership — it is now.

BAN KI-MOON,
UN Secretary General at the UN General Assembly on Sept. 23, on all nations' vulnerability to the unfolding financial crisis

 

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

 

This isn't the way a tested hero behaves.

DAVID LETTERMAN,
complaining about John McCain after the candidate cancelled an appearance on the Late Show so he could be interviewed by CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric