Stupid friend socked me in the jaw...

AND IT HURT! lol
Naw I pulled his headphones out and then he was gonna sock me in the shoulder but decided mid punch to slap me in the face(wtf?)...so his stupidness punched me right in the jaw on the right side where the joint is. Stupid bastard made my head hurt for like 30 minutes and the joint was in pain for a bit but now it's just sore. Didn't do any damage just felt weird cause my jaw was closed so the teeth pushed eachother.
And my right ear was ringing for a sec but stopped. Now the right side is a little sore. Not swollen or bruised (yet) just sore a bit.

(stupid bastard)

Then he got all apologetic and ran away faster than a scared deer. I'm not a violent person so I wasn't gonna hit him back it was just funny.

 

damn dude..i hope you gave that mo fo a mushroom stamp for that..

if your teeth bashed together that hard, make sure you dont have a concussion either

 

It wasn't hard, just felt weird. I don't think I have a concussion...though I've never had one so I'm not sure what to look for but I have hit my head pretty damn hard before and been fine. It's just sore.

Maybe tomorrow I'll get him back.

 

nahhh....wait a while...throw a party,invite him, get your drink on..then teabag him and take pics..just dont post here

 

I would tackle his ass!

 

I'm doing that. I know some guys throwing a party this weekend and we gotta get some liquor. So...hehehe.

 

HAHA! I was about to kick him in the nuts but decided against it. Getting kicked in the nuts hurts! Then thought about punching him in the gut but that's like the same thing as nuts! Maybe I'll just kick him in the nuts tomorrow.

 

I agree

 

Give him a surprise sack tap in the halls at school lol

 

Hmmmmmm...mushroom stamp....

Ohhh! I like that idea! Subtle but painful.

He'd probably enjoy that a bit too much...

 

^^He'll never see it coming haha. It go out like this "Hey "persons name" whats up WHAM he's down

 

that or I may just kick him in the nuts.

 

F#%k it, do both!! lol

 

I probably will!

Maybe I'll give him some Ex-Lax...

 

HAHAHAHA do it man!!

 

I had a buddy get into a (drunken)* slap fight the other night at a party... Got his lip ring busted out and a swollen eye. All was forgiven immediately.

*i am not condoning or supporting underage drinking or violence. but if your gonna drink just stay the hell away from cars when youve had even a single beer.

 

...comes early this year.

Well if he was drunk that would be one thing but this was this morning and I pulled out his headphones as a joke. I had no idea I'd get socked in the jaw for it. lol

 

do wat i would do, sock him back


excuse my poor typing.. got a cast on my right hand for boxers fracture. lol

 

LMAO!!!!!! I think ex-lax or sack tapping or...a kick in the nuts! would do better. lol
Can't do the Anal Intruder cause he would seriously enjoy that too much.
"can you make the fist bigger?"
"No, it's not supposed to be pleasurable!"
"Is there a faster setting?"
"Goddamn you..."