Worst day of my life

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."

Go get a drink and quit pining ......

 

We've all been throught this at some point. Some of us more than others. It's cool to vent out and ask for some advice. Women are crazy.

My girlfriend of several years admits it. "All women are bi-polar, some more than others."

 

lol

 

Yeah, been there myself. Don't call her. And be prepared to face the fact that she might have moved on. Hit the ground running so to speak. That being said focus on the things that bring you happiness right now. Truck? Do a semi expensive mod on it. Get a Sock monkey decal or new rubber on there. But do something. Don't sit there and let it eat you.

I was dating one chick where she said she needed room (For some reason, never fully explained it) and said we could probably get back together in the future, she just needed to work somethings out. I kept bugging her asking what was wrong, was it me, blah blah blah. In the end she was like, I don't think we can ever get back together anymore. 3-4 months later shes dating an immature moron, and as far as I know she still is. And if you hit up the underground you can see what I got as a consolation prize.

 

Wow I was expecting something much more...crude! Good advice

 

Well you could also try the bang her one more time plan. But empty a bottle of lube. Then when you go to fuck her say, hang on baby, this has to be special. And put the lube on. Little does she know you filled it with garlic chili sauce and her glory hole will burn hotter than all the supernovas in the milky way at once.

Not to mention reek like the garbage of a small Italian diner.

 

you always leave me satisfied SJ

 

Definitely bang her one more time... just for shits n giggles... Nothing is better that that kind of sex anyway... It's familiar free-for-all territory AND no strings. LOL

 

Sorry - I am a bit jaded when it comes to women. My wife seems to be the only redeeming one that I've found.

 

That's what the ladies say too.

 

oh, and if you have "quailty" pics of her - post them in the underground...

 

But only if she's hot...

 

There is a picture of her in my profile. She is the one on the left in the pink. If you see her put in a good word for me...ohhh and beings that she absolutely hates trucks, republicans, guns, etc I’m sure she would be absolutely horrified to see 50 tacos out front Haha. Also sorry about the completely stock truck.....it’s a work in progress.

 

She is hot... but you'll find hotter!!!

 

Drink

 

If she hates all that stuff WTF are you even THINKING about getting serious with this one for?

All the blood has drained out of your brain buddy! (...and I think you know where it went... )

 

Want me to club a seal in front of her house?

 

Sorry to hear this, sucks. Caddmannq is right, you are way too dependent on her, and possible that was the reason she split. You sound like you're a decent person, there is no reason you should feel the despair that you do. This now the time to learn to be a little more social, outgoing and open to others. As bad as it hurts maybe Liz was a leaning step for the "one" who's around the corner. Chin up, eyes front, move on, you'll be O.K. , just look at all of us.