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Cheeziest pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by mar_ga_rita, May 6, 2009.

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  1. May 6, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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    mar_ga_rita

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    Well I was talking with a friend of mine and he wanted to tell me his new pickup line.... and well its bad....

    "My momma told me not to play with my food... but baby I could play with you all night"

    I told him he needs a little more work... it may have worked for Silence of the Lambs but not here... lol what are some that you have heard...
     
    mar_ga_rita, May 6, 2009
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  2. May 6, 2009 at 2:07 PM
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    Jester243

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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    "Hey baby wanna hump?"
     
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  3. May 6, 2009 at 2:08 PM
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    DanGer

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    DanGer Avatar approved by 98tacomav6

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    Ay Yo GIRL, You trying to get your butthole licked?
     
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  4. May 6, 2009 at 2:08 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    Smile if you wanna sleep with me.

    My name is Chance... think I got one?
     
    Delmarva, May 6, 2009
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  5. May 6, 2009 at 2:10 PM
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    EquinsuOcha

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    Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Enough to break the ice...Hi, I'm (insert name).
     
    EquinsuOcha, May 6, 2009
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  6. May 6, 2009 at 2:10 PM
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    Jester243

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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    "How about dinner and then we go back to your place? No? Ok, then let's just go back to your place."
     
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  7. May 6, 2009 at 2:12 PM
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    DanGer

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    DanGer Avatar approved by 98tacomav6

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    Ay yo girl, you trying to get your rectum inverted?
     
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  8. May 6, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    do u mind if i hang out here until its safe back where i farted?

    sorry baby i dont mean to make a pass but u must be leavin the country if ur packin that much ass.

    my tool needs a shed.

    just a few ive heard
     
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  9. May 6, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    tacoskim Tuned By Gadget

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    "can i play with the little man on the boat"
     
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  10. May 6, 2009 at 2:15 PM
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    Jester243

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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    "Mustache ride?"
     
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  11. May 6, 2009 at 2:18 PM
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    fighthedude

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    Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?

    P.S. You guys all kick ass. The stuff you guys say is hilarious. Just a little info on the sides, I am in the library trying to write a 10 page paper and I can't because of this site.
     
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  12. May 6, 2009 at 2:20 PM
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    This is part action (it is actually pretty good)

    (sitting next to the girl) So if you were a Pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder (hand on closest shoulder) or this shoulder (hand moves behind her to opposite shoulder)
     
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  13. May 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM
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    hahaahaahahahaha
     
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  14. May 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM
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    dud122 rabble rabble rabble

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    hey baby whats the difference between peanut butter and jam... i can't peanut butter my dick up your ass




    that one makes me smile... i wasn't gonna go there but DGERM left the door slightly cracked with his lines so i figured i'd blow it wide open
     
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  15. May 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
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    Get in the van.
     
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  16. May 6, 2009 at 2:34 PM
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    jmasterj Samsonite...I was way off!

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  17. May 6, 2009 at 2:37 PM
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    Wanna play motorboat??
     
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  18. May 6, 2009 at 2:40 PM
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    Evil Monkey There's an evil monkey in my truck

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    A friend of mine had a guy try to impress her by telling her, "I have a job and a 401K". She just looked at him and said, "Me too."

    And another one started his conversation with "I'm so f*cked up right now..."
     
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  19. May 6, 2009 at 2:47 PM
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    this one always works.............wrong!

    Hey baby do you want to get a pizza and f--k? .. What...? you don't like pizza?
     
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  20. May 6, 2009 at 2:56 PM
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    all i can say is wow... hahaha
     
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