My fellow Carolinians, and anyone else who hates Texans, the time has come to unite. There comes a time in every mans life when he must stand up and say "enough!". That time is now. The Texans (or as i like to call them, cow humping jackass's with big hats who think they are better than me) think they are "special" enough to have their own subforum here on TW. I'm calling for all current members of the Carolina Alliance, as well as any other Carolinians who have the balls to stand up for what i believe in. We may be smaller than Texas. We may be more inbred than Texas. We probably have fewer teeth per capita than Texas. And i may have long forgotten why i ever started this feud with Texas in the first place, but damn it, i am bound and determined to beat texas no matter what the cost..... even though i'm not really sure how this thread will help further that goal.... doesn't mater.... hear out battle cry! "DEATH TO TEXAS or at the very least give the Carolinas our own subforum too!"
It will be a long fight men. i can't promise victory, glory, or even sober leadership. In fact, with me in charge we may all drunkenly get the shit beat out of us by a bunch of pissed off texans, but at least we'll have our pride... kind of.
Tacomaman06, i need you to start by banning all texans
Jhodge, i need you to orgainize something. i dont know what, but you're pretty good at that stuff so get on it. also, a sponsor would be cool
tigeran00, start putting all their trucks for sail on Craigslist with their home phone numbers. Also, bring me some pepper spray
Other guys start vandalizing whatever you can find. Also, start drinking.
You hear that Bob? we may be stupid Appalachian mouth breathers but we're drunk and organized now and we demand our own subforum before texas gets one. I await your response
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