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Old 06-04-2009, 12:05 PM   #1
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Blonde joke.....

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ".. And where do you think you're going?!"

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She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:10 PM   #3
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Lol good 1! Gata love blondes
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:30 PM   #6
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Chris; I still think that you have been in the Arizona SUN TO MUCH!

Take some time off and go north and "cool off" some..

Or, put on a ton of sun block and find a pool

Good luck,

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Old 06-04-2009, 01:32 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by Yuma Taco View Post
Chris; I still think that you have been in the Arizona SUN TO MUCH!

Take some time off and go north and "cool off" some..

Or, put on a ton of sun block and find a pool

Good luck,

Yuma Taco,
I got a pool...Heat done bother me much......
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:05 PM   #9
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Whats the difference in a blonde and a refridgerator???

a refridgerator doesnt fart when you stick your meat in!!!

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Love those blonde jokes!
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