The Day After
Normalcy slowly returns after minor tremor measuring 4.1 on the Richter rocks small town TW of 3100 people. Eye witness reports claim the tough talking Alliance was seen running for cover having mistaken the tremor for Texan - Canadian pre-invasion canon and mortar fire. No injuries or damages to property were reported but some suffered bruised egos while the rest happily munched on turkey remnants and laughed their asses off .
Bird Man and Stick Man appeared from their fox holes after hours of hiding to make lots of noise and chest beating to gather their troops but sadly, none respond. Suspecting a mass draft dodge style exodus to Canada , the two men disappear into the darkness of the night and took a dive into their respective Carolina swamps, head first under the pretext of Cat Fish Noodling .
Source: The NSD Evening Post