What does everybody look like?????

actually i do play for the guys team... only its hard to find one that can keep up or out-do me if ya know what i mean

most guys round these parts are military (air-force) so they dont know what hard core livin is... no offense, but round here they are pansy-asses compared to me, just my opinion and i could give a crap what anyone tells me bc i aint seen a single guy impress me in the local military yet... besides knowledge of guns

 

Here ya go.. .this should scare everyone straight.. LOL

 

oh buh-jesus!!! scared straight aint the word... its "reach for my gun and shoot this crazy bastard b4 he gets too close to the window"

 

Hey.. I'll have you know that part of Arkansas hasn't had a rodent problem since this pic was taken.

 

which part of arkansas... please god tell me it aint in south arkansas? bc thats where all the dang warf rats are... they are HUGE!!! best way to get rid of em is to line a 5 gallon bucket with EZ-cheese and fill it 3/4 full of water and leave it close to yur grill or steps and whatnot and BAM!! u got em.... then let em die drownin in water (at least thats what we did & it works like a charm)

 

As discussed before it could be a chosen "Safe word".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeword

 

define "let you date me" and "ask nicely"

1) if u can cook as good, if not better than me... we're good
2) if yur truck is about the same height as mine, or bigger... we're good
3) if u can shoot as good if not better than me... we're good
4) if yur ok with me bringin home the meat from the woods and u doin the house chores... we're good
5) if u dont get on my nerves w/in the 1st month... yur good

...and those are the main standards i hold

 

6) if you know as much or more about engines....yur good
7) if you can run faster than a speeding bullet.... yur good (don't worry, I know you'll fail this)
8) if you like getting pistol whipped randomly....yur good
9) if you don't walk across the lawn suspiciously and leave notes on the door.... yur good


Just helping out with the things you forgot.

 

sorry bout that, been drinkin crown XR and bud select since noon... and cookin deer meat as we speak on the grill... makes ya forget to add everything in there

 

wharf rat= possum in my neck of the woods!! and they are fun to chase up a tree and throw rocks at!! and come on girl......redneck up!!! u drink bud select??? thats like water.....with bubbles!!! i do agree on the deer meat on the grill though.......that makes ya my kind of girl!!!

 

well hell yeah, so do i!! im still gonna be bringing some of the sausage and maybe some deer burger to the meet!! gotta keep the ribs,tenderloin and steaks for the summertime though!!

 

good idea......if i havent bought a propane grill by then, i may borrow yours if ya dont mind!!

 

ok,cool. i'll be bringing my lantern too, so we will have plenty of propane tanks.

 

Excuse me for butting in this thread but, "pansy-asses"? I don't know what kind of Air Force troops they have in Louisiana but if you every take a trip to North Florida we can show you Hard Core Livin.

 

So I guess I'm not bringing Mav and Jedi down then...

 

now,now.....dont be hasty there pt!! i think hodgey meant there would be a few exceptions!! so, some na members can show up!! we just cant make it a habit of inviting in the enemy!!