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The Cowboy....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. Aug 1, 2009 at 8:05 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him
    right in his face. I kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

    I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'

    St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?'

    'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
     
  2. Aug 1, 2009 at 8:07 PM
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    BigBawlzTaco

    BigBawlzTaco Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
     
  3. Aug 1, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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    vtragweed

    vtragweed Beef Slut

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    shit, good one!
     
  4. Aug 1, 2009 at 8:13 PM
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  5. Aug 2, 2009 at 8:16 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Bumpin for the sunday peeps.
     
  6. Aug 2, 2009 at 8:19 AM
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    phynyx38

    phynyx38 Believe

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  7. Aug 2, 2009 at 8:20 AM
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    That one was good Chris!
     
  8. Aug 2, 2009 at 8:28 AM
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    nice one chris, I LOLed.....:D
     
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    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    Incognito No better friend, no worse enemy

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    :laugh: Good one. :D
     
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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    TacoRun Subd for later..

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    ink junky I love tacos too!!!

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    damn, back from the dead! good one
     

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