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Old 10-22-2011, 08:13 AM   #2701
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this thread is lame now
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Old 10-22-2011, 08:26 AM   #2702
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this thread is lame now
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Less talky more tappy.
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Old 10-22-2011, 09:05 AM   #2703
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Instant Message:

Me: Hey let me get your sisters number I'm tryin to hit that

Friend: Um... Fuck you

Me: Come on I'll go easy on her

Friend: She is 12 fuck you

Me: Alright your mom. Let me get on that.

Friend: Dude fuck you

Me: Please

Friend: Alright fine

Me: Really?

Friend: 410 - ### - ###

Me: SWEET!

Friend: Have fun

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Phone Call:

Mom: Hello

Me: Hey how are you doing?

Mom: I'm fine. how are you?

Me: I'm great. So when can I hit that?

Mom: NICK!!!

Me: Wait who is this?

Mom: Your mother!

Me: SHIT!!!

Hang Up

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Instant Message:

Friend: How did that work out for you?

Me: Fuck you

Friend: HAHAHAHAHA



My mom got a new phone that day and was hanging out with my friends family. He plays me like a flute.
ahahahaha one of the funniest ones so far
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Old 10-22-2011, 10:14 AM   #2704
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Me: Question...
wife: yes??
Me: When Can I tap that?
wife: omg. get home at a reasonable hour and we'll talk
Me: i'll hurry
Me: u gunna get revved up?
wife: way ahead of you


its too easy when ur married
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Old 10-22-2011, 10:50 AM   #2705
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Not for all of us married folk....
Agreed.

And doing this with friends ends badly....
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Old 10-23-2011, 06:55 AM   #2706
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^^^^^this I didnt post up what happenned when I texted an ex-coworker that...
I kinda skipped the whole question part, and met at a hotel room with her.

Wife was......not pleased. (Despite cheating herself, wanting a divorce, and ignoring my attempts to work things out for a year.)

Although oddly enough, it wasn't because of what I did rather it was because we lied about it.

Women.
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Old 10-23-2011, 10:14 AM   #2707
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We go to a marriage counselor
Tried that. Biggest waste of time ever. She wouldn't open up and talk to the counselor, or try anything she suggested. I finally told her it wasn't worth going if she wasn't going to try, and I stopped going with her.
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:29 AM   #2709
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The rest of that message is for my eyes only...


Dude, I can't believe you posted this! Our entire conversation was meant for your eyes only!
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:08 PM   #2710
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Dude, I can't believe you posted this! Our entire conversation was meant for your eyes only!
He sent me the whole conversation Mike. All I can say is bring your knee pads.
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:42 PM   #2711
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And where the hell have you been?
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:45 PM   #2712
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awh dont be a jew, show the rest!

edit: awh dont be a damn canadian, show the rest!
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:45 PM   #2713
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awh dont be a jew show the rest!
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:45 PM   #2714
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awh dont be a jew, show the rest!

edit: awh dont be a damn canadian, show the rest!
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:46 PM   #2715
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Old 11-02-2011, 12:48 PM   #2716
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Old 11-02-2011, 01:57 PM   #2717
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And where the hell have you been?
Lurking quietly in the shadows.
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Old 11-02-2011, 06:42 PM   #2718
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Dude, I can't believe you posted this! Our entire conversation was meant for your eyes only!
How many goddamn times do I have to tell you. Stop talking with your mouth full! Don't make me tell you again or you'll taste the back of my pimp hand!

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awh dont be a jew, show the rest!

edit: awh dont be a damn canadian, show the rest!
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