official drunk thread!

It's my day off. And I'm already done for the day. 8 deep and time for a nap

 

Im too drunk to taste this chicken

 

Rest assured, tastes like chicken.

 

Any of you hopsheads remember the 1st beer you got drunk on??

I do- Old Milwaulkee, while waterskiing, summer 1974.

 

Coors Original. I may or may not have been underage so i wont volunteer the year.

 

Fake news.

Thread makes too much sense to be from drunks.

Or else everyone drinking same thing

That is all

 

Anyone remember the most amount of alchohol you drank in one session?

I do- sometime in the mid '80's I drank an entire case (24 12 oz cans) of beer by myself in one overnight, 12-14 hour period. I can't remember what beer it was, some kind of domestic beer. Could I have performed the same feat whith something like Guiness Stout? Probably not.*


*Monty Python- "Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's like fucking close to water."

 

40 7-oz Little Kings (cream ale) in one go-round. Trying to out drink a stunning little 100lb brunette one night. I passed out. She kept drinking. I married her a year later.

 

Ha Ha...THAT is one great drinking story my friend!!!

 

is this still the drunk thread? if so fack ya

lets make a swear

boobs
fanny
hooker
dimple

 

I would say I love Jack but that sounds weird to me. I'm Jack so I visit jim regularly or the capt. Like I keep hearing one burban one scorch one beer n repeat.

 

and that's your go to? frig mine changes so often
but Disarono is like my nmber one no matter what
I could habe that IV;d and id be fine

 

5 scotch on the rocks and still going

 

Come to me my beauty, and slake me!

 

Despite this virus crisis, my local liquor store is still OPEN!!

 

Sapporo.
Why is the BMW Supra so damn ugly?

 

how tf is this thread not on fire?!!......

 

i usually like to get shithoused on flying dog double dogs.....or maker's mark.....

 

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