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Yo mama jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Packman73, Oct 11, 2009.

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  1. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:42 PM
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    Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
     
    Packman73, Oct 11, 2009
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  2. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:43 PM
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    yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

    (old i know :eek:)
     
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  3. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
     
    chris4x4, Oct 11, 2009
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  4. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:45 PM
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    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
     
    chris4x4, Oct 11, 2009
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  5. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:46 PM
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    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
     
    chris4x4, Oct 11, 2009
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  6. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:46 PM
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    Yo mama so fat i saw her walking down the street with a yellow shirt on and thought it was the school bus coming
     
    BravesFan, Oct 11, 2009
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  7. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
     
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  8. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny.
     
    jtav2002, Oct 11, 2009
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  9. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:50 PM
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    yo mamma underarms so hairy...looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
     
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  10. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:51 PM
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    yo mamma teeth so yellow....i cant believe its not butter.
     
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  11. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:54 PM
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    I can't let the wife know
    Yo momma is like a casino, liquor(lick her) in the front poker(poke her) in the back.
     
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  12. Oct 11, 2009 at 1:56 PM
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    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
     
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  13. Oct 11, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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    Yo mama so fat she don't wer a Gstring she weres an A B C D E F G string:)
     
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  14. Oct 11, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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    Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
     
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  15. Oct 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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    yo mamma's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out
     
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  16. Oct 11, 2009 at 2:52 PM
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    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
     
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    yo momma so ugly......she made a freight train take a dirt road.
     
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  18. Oct 11, 2009 at 3:03 PM
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    yo mamma's so fat she fell off a stool and went straight to hell
     
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  19. Oct 11, 2009 at 3:04 PM
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    here is an endless list of yo mama jokes.....i win :)


    Post edited.....CHEATER! :)
     
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  20. Oct 11, 2009 at 3:05 PM
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    Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says:
    "Picture continued on other side."
     
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