political correctness

[FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America...
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>Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
> to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as
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> APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
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> And furthermore
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> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
> ' BREASTED AMERICAN. '
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> 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
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> 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
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> 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
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> 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
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> 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
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> 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
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> 5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
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> ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
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> 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
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> ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
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> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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> 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
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> 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
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> 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
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> ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
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> 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
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> ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
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> 4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
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> 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
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> 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
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> 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
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> 6. It's not his 'BUTT CRACK' you see at the top of his pants - It's
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> 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.' [/FONT]

 

Remind me of George Carlin.

"She is not a rape victim. She is an involuntary sperm recipient."

 

you know,
I don't mind being called an Appalachian American. For some reason its a bad thing to call anyone else in the country a name. But if you're from where I'm from, its perfectly fine to call us rednecks and white trash. No difference.

 

LMAO its sad but that's what its coming to these days.
No matter what you say someone gets mad about it.

 

i'm "overly caucasian" when it comes to dancing, as well as playing basketball.

 

haha!

 

Good stuff.

 

"Political correctness" doesn't exist. If it did all politicians would commit suicide so we could start fresh with new set of people who weren't constantly in awe of envying the view of their intestines. Thread title fail!