The old cow

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.



'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy .. Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.



'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy . The chauffeur replies:



'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'



'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy .



'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'

 

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