How Zombie Apocalypses Happen

In case you didn't know: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how

 

woooooo k

 

Win!!!

 

Good Shite!

 

haha!

 

associated hilarity: http://zombiehunters.org/

 

best thread all month!! hahahaahahaha

heres another good one for finding just the right weapon

http://zombiedefense.org/

im just waiting for someone to drop dead from getting the H1N1 shot, then get back up and start eating people

 

Nice

 

that site is freaking awesome!
rule 22: “Never get stuck in a goddamned refrigerator”

yeah, no joke

 

Question (Edward B. Fakename, Genericston, USA) - Can zombies swim?

Answer (Corporal Corpse) – Based on all of the available research (by which I mean the zombie shambling at the bottom of my above-ground pool), it seems that zombies lack the sort of muscle coordination required to attempt even the clumsiest "zombie paddle." However, since zombies also lack the basic human needs for oxygen (the naturally-occuring element), Oxygen! (the women's cable channel), and tequila, they can, in theory, shamble indefinitely at the bottom of whatever body of water in which they find themselves, be it an above-ground pool or the Indian Ocean (and by "Indian Ocean" I mean "above-ground pool at the Navajo reservation near my compound"). Some have suggested that there are in fact hundreds or thousands of zombies from times long forgotten (or "ancestors"... oh wait, I guess that's the way it's always spelled) shambling restlessly in the oceans' depths. Though unsubstantiated, these rumors would help explain the existence of the feared zombie shark (or "zhark"), as well as why black people hate to go swimming. Finally, lest you think it's a good idea to just load all zombies onto a giant barge and dump them in the middle of the ocean, keep in mind that their innate brainthirst will still propel them towards the closest living brain tissue. Thus, they will eventually come back ashore like so many herpes-ridden sailors, probably on a private Carribbean island somewhere.

this is my favorite part:
http://zombiedefense.org/main/index.html

 

http://zombiedefense.org/main/weapon_reviews/gun_imaginary.html
i almost pissed myself reading this one, especially the last sentence.

 

bahahahahahahahahaha

Ive been trying no to "lol" too much while at work

 

double tap