Are You Miserable???

SManZ wins dec.7th!

First page updated. lol

 

haha so i dont know what the hell my problem is lately. I got pulled over last night for going 44 in a 35 and i tried to play dumb with cop, i said i was going 40 which is what my speedo did say but i pretended like i didnt know that my bigger tires threw off the speedo and well i lost the battle......but ima gonna win the war!

 

haha well you know what i think they may, my sisters cat is always on my parents bed and is usually on one of the pillows and well my dad woke up with pink eye the other day haha

 

ahaha thats gross!

She was sitting on my lap as i was doin my TW thing and then all of a sudden this HORRIBLE smell overtook me..! I kicked her ass off my lap and had to stand up for a while. My god..!

Turns out girlfriend gave cat a can of tuna about an hour beforehand..

 

haha ya i was like wtf is wrong with your eye? he was like i dont know i think it was the devil (the cat of course) haha.

lmao i bet that was rank but my gf's boxer is the worst its funny cuz she get all embarrased when she lets one out and they give her gas pills but i think it makes it worse!!

 

yes they do. we recently got two cats and one gets really bad gas sometimes. its foul

 

God damn cat.. i dont even want a cat.. now its farting. Thats just lame

 

who feeds their cats tuna?! haha thats a one way ticket to a fat and gassy cat!

 

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girlfriend does i guess. I buy the cat the cheapest crap in the largest container the store has. Damn thing is lucky it gets anything. Shes a stray that wandered to our house and has been there ever since. BUt not much longer if she keeps that shit up!

 

see, i dont consider myself a dog or cat person, i'm just an animal person. we currently have kitties cause my room mates gf had some rescue kittens and convinced him to take them. they are pretty cool considering they're mamma died and they've been bottle fed their whole lives and are very comfortable with people. you can pick them up by their hind legs and hold them upside down and they just hang there and look at you like you're an idiot. i've recently found out you can drape them over your neck like a scarf and they will just lay there and let you walk around with them like a feline parrot. so these are pretty damn cool cats. i'd love a dog but i only like big dogs and we dont really live in a place that would be good to keep one.

i give mine a can of tuna to split about once a week. im trying to keep these cats lean but we'll see

 

lol, my wife "rescued" two strays right before we got married...I buy the cheapest crap too, usually from dollar general...maybe thats why they shit so much...I cleaned out their litter box friday after work, its already full again and really smelly

 

Don't have it as bad as you guys but the last few days haven't been the best . I have finals all week, and my work has been pressuring me to pick up more hours. Our sewer sytem pipe rusted and broke off from the main line, out behind the backyard fence in the alley 2 days ago. So the plumbing is all backed up, cant do laundry or take a shower, shit water was all over the floor. Have to dig 5 feet down and replace all the piping from the cleanout by the house to the alley. So been going to finals in the morning, then goin to work, then coming home and studying and surfing tacomaworld, then going out and digging till the middle of the night, then sleeping an hour or two. But After a final this afternoon I have a two day break from finals and work so it will get better. Still realize I have been having a great week compared to alot of people.

 

she never farted till the tuna. She ripped at least 2 that i noticed. evil SBD's.. never saw it coming. Straight up sniper. I dont have a litter box to notice the amount of shit that comes out of the cat.. she makes noise at the door and i let her out to crap, then comes back and sleeps/farts for the rest of the day.

 

i wish i could let my cats outside instead of using hte litter box. unfortunately the way they were raised kept them from being afraid of ANYTHING. you can run the vacuum and they just stare at it. we got one of those webcam robots thinking it would be fun to log in while we were at work and chase the cats aroudn the house. they just stare at it and eventually attack it and knock it over. they were outside one time and one stepped on a fire ant hill and freaked out. it immediately ran back to the woman who raised them and laid on its back and thrust its ant covered paws in the air and started meowing. they ar completely helpless and would get hit by a car or something. so we keep them in at all times

 

I do. Only because I hate the cat. I want to clog his arteries.

Ouch. I think you may win for today!

 

My cat is rough. She can deal with anything.. shes young though, and yesterday was her first rain.. she "asked" to go outside, so i opened the door.. she took one look and ran in the other direction. It was pretty funny. Then she farted on my lap. She went outside for that one.

 

At least you dont work in the coal mines.

 

Nope. Cat just farts. I'm set other than that

 

dogs are more fun but cats are typically funnier. that curious nature always gets them in trouble. sometimes its funny, other times its a pain

 

I can see that. Id rather dumb affection personally. but ive never had cats before this one showed up.. OH and btw..