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I think a coworker gambled and lost...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Evil Monkey, Dec 16, 2009.

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  1. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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    Evil Monkey

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    Evil Monkey [OP] There's an evil monkey in my truck

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    So I'm in the bathroom at work when a coworker walks in and heads for the stall. After closing the door, and sitting down, he immediately starts grabbing toilet paper from the wall and wiping. Only thing I can think of is he gambled and lost.

    :crapstorm:
     
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  2. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Ever fart is a gamble
     
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  3. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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    lol, damnit boy.
     
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  4. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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    Yeah, when the fart-shit seperator is intermittent it is indeed a gamble.
     
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  5. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:47 AM
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  6. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:49 AM
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  7. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    Sounds like buddy sharted himself......:(:D
     
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  8. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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    its called a shart :)
     
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  9. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:53 AM
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    Here i sit broken hearted
    tried to shit, but only farted..

    Later on, I took a chance,
    tried to fart, and shat my pants..
     
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  10. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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    thats unfortunate haha

    had a close one myself the other day....i restrained myself:cool:
     
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  11. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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  12. Dec 16, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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  13. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM
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  14. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:19 AM
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    ...or he is creating a protective barrier befor lowering himself.
     
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  16. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:27 AM
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    has anyone considered that the guy is stealing company property for home use?
     
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  17. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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    That would explain pulling the toilet paper but not the wiping. Besides, we have the protective paper sheets available which would be much less work than making a TP shield.
     
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  18. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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  19. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:32 AM
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    Possible. Sounded like he was making a tp mitten. Maybe he was just stuffing it down his pants. Perhaps his junk was cold and he was making an insulating layer.
     
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  20. Dec 16, 2009 at 10:33 AM
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