Gotta love HOA's!

I have a feeling that there's an interesting story behind that "unpleasantness of last year" they're referring to. Someone might've got freaky in their yard.

 

i hate our HOA
I got in trouble one time when lightning struck our tree and split it because it didnt flow with the look of the community
I got in trouble for parking with my bed covering the sidewalk
I got in trouble for hanging a doe under the deck BEHIND the house
I got an "official complaint" filed because after squirrel hunting i left the squirrels on the tailgate for like 5 minutes while i took my rifle and pack inside
And my favorite
When i was putting my lift on, i left the truck sitting overnight on jackstands with no wheels. Well when i come out the next morning to finish it, they had their little fancy-do car sitting outside waiting for me. apparently leaving it on jackstands means it is an abandoned car, and those are not allowed. i had to convince them not to call the tow truck to get it "removed from the community"

That is all

 

Whatta bunch of miserable pieces of shit! I'll never live in an HOA because of stuff like this!...