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Old 02-23-2010, 08:06 AM   #1
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BLIND COWBOY



An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.




In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black

belt in karate.

4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."








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Old 02-23-2010, 08:09 AM   #2
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Old 02-23-2010, 08:09 AM   #3
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Old 02-23-2010, 08:15 AM   #4
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Old 02-23-2010, 08:22 AM   #6
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