Blind Cowboy

BLIND COWBOY ​

[FONT=&quot]An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]considering that you are blind, that you should know five things: [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]belt in karate. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."[/FONT]​

 

Good one!

 

lmao

 

Lol

 

That's Great!

 

Nice