I can't believe this hasn't been on here (or so my limited search abilities have told me).
Here's the game, I make a wish and then the next person corrupts it and states their own wish. For instance:
Me: I wish I had ice cream.
You: Granted, but its spoiled. I wish I had a million dollars.
Only catch is you can't ask for more wishes or else the genie will cause your Tacoma to accelerate uncontrollably...into a tree...then into a canyon...then there will be fire...and then it will turn into a Mazda Miata.
So here we go.
I wish my tax return was something in the ball park of $5,000.