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Old 03-01-2010, 07:00 AM   #1
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Dog on welfare

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is , unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. Damn this is a great country.
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:02 AM   #2
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:03 AM   #3
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:32 AM   #4
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:47 AM   #5
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Is you're dog out running around making more puppies?

If so that is probably worth few bucks more a month, I think it's called the Dead Beat Dad entitlement
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:43 AM   #6
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:45 AM   #7
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:47 AM   #8
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I spent a lot of time working in countries foreign to me, and I coudnt speak the language in some of them. Inevitably I came across locals who ragged on my for that reason and it really cut me to the bone.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:51 AM   #10
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Funny! I'm taking my dog in.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:57 AM   #11
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I spent a lot of time working in countries foreign to me, and I coudnt speak the language in some of them. Inevitably I came across locals who ragged on my for that reason and it really cut me to the bone.
i'm in a country where i cant speak there languange luckily everyone in the world speaks 5.56

this is an awesome post
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:04 AM   #12
I've got so much soul in me that I'm barely alive.
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i'm in a country where i cant speak there languange luckily everyone in the world speaks 5.56

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haha nice!

and great post OP! I'll be taking both my dogs in tomorrow
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:19 AM   #13
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:33 AM   #14
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:57 AM   #15
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:02 AM   #17
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:08 AM   #18
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:05 AM   #19
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:29 AM   #20
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thats toooo funny,,,,,,,,,but probably true
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