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Squat on pot?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by blackhawke88, Mar 11, 2010.

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How do you drop a deuce?

Poll closed Apr 10, 2010.
  1. Sit

    98 vote(s)
    71.5%
  2. Squat

    7 vote(s)
    5.1%
  3. I shit in my pants

    32 vote(s)
    23.4%
  1. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:09 AM
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    jsacco76

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  2. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:10 AM
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    drew02a

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    So watery, it went through my pants and into my truck seat. Had to clean it with rubbing alcohol to make sure the stink was eliminated.
     
  3. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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    ekard

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    My roommates workplace (internet stock trading company's software building) has signs in the bathroom saying "please do not place feet on the toilet."

    You're the reason why, OP.

    I sit. When I go to China, I just do my business at the hotel; most of the public toilets, when they're there, are still kinda shady.
     
  4. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:26 AM
    #44
    JimBeam

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    i just keep walking...like a horse...and some guy with a shovel follows me around
     
  5. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:35 AM
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  6. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:46 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    i cant imagine not sitting down and relaxing. i've passed out on toilets before (yes, booze was involved) and it was fairly comfortable. what happens if you pass out while squating?
     
  7. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM
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    wiscdave

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    You fall into that fucked up shitty hole, Damn WTF do you think happens you magically hover over the fucken hole. Your done, probably all full of shit...hell of a pic ..don't be that guy.
     
  8. Mar 12, 2010 at 11:57 AM
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    ColtsTRD

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  9. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:30 PM
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    At home or in public I'll sit and rest for a while. Just in public I put about 20 layers of tp on the seats!
     
  10. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:34 PM
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    i guess il have to try squatting now.
     
  11. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:43 PM
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    Hmm....SO...You walk around on all fours......With a guy behind you?????

    Im thinking, Its not a shovel hes holding.....And he aint waiting for you to shit.....
     
  12. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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    Only the maglight mod,mounted on floor drivers side, billet antenna and have lined all storage under rear seats with rubber to keep the rattling to a minimum.
    [​IMG]When i was stationed in Sasebo, Japan we went out into town to drink sometimes. I'll say this much, it aint no fun when you lose your balance and "shit and fall back in it"!!! I never found one there that had a bar in front to grab on to when you gotta drop a brownie pie.:crapstorm:
     
  13. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM
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    Or is he? :eek:
     
  14. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:51 PM
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    Only the maglight mod,mounted on floor drivers side, billet antenna and have lined all storage under rear seats with rubber to keep the rattling to a minimum.
    You take a bg ole' power dump that makes a huge splash down and you smile! When ya wipe there's nothing, you see the turd, you know it came out, you heard the landing!! I call it the "clean slate" aka. the "ghost shit"!!
     
  15. Mar 12, 2010 at 12:53 PM
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    Yeah!! I call that the upper deck. Its a class move!
     
  16. Mar 12, 2010 at 1:53 PM
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    I've been wanting to try squating since I've heard it's better for your ass and hemorrhoids. I just don't know how the hell I'd maneuver my ass over my toilet without my legs giving out on me mid-poo.
     
  17. Mar 12, 2010 at 2:48 PM
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    RainDodger

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    Oh, crap, I'm still laughing after reading this. When i was back in college, we had a contest to see who could give birth to the biggest one. I swear, this one was about 4" in diameter, but what made it spectacular was the fact that is was anchored on the bottom, out of sight, and was still getting some air. To top it off, it had full corn kernels for texture. We left it there for something like 2 weeks, just so everyone could get a good look.

    This is such a truly tasteless subject that I still can't stop laughing, and I'm at work.
     
  18. Mar 12, 2010 at 2:54 PM
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  19. Mar 12, 2010 at 5:54 PM
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    i dont do either one. i go into the stall. climb up on top of the toilet then to the top of the stall walls. stick one foot on the top of each wall. then aim and FIRE!! works especially well at school bathrooms
     
  20. Mar 12, 2010 at 7:42 PM
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    Dude I cannot stop laughing reading this post. my wife is yelling at me to shut up because I'm going to wake the baby up.
     

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