Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

To get back at girls, when I was in high school and we were riding in her parent's vehicle I would put a foot print on the windshield. Not an easy one for her to explain when her parents find it a day later.

 

Damn dude, we may be married to the same woman.

 

For a bunch of homophobes, you guys sure do complain a lot about women.

 

I hate it when girls put their feet on my dash. Why is it some think this is ok?
Also slamming the vanity mirror in the visor. They open it, then slam the plastic slider shut, then slap the visor back into place. WTF??

To get back at them I normally just take my key (right in front of them) and turn off the passenger airbag...then they get the hint

 

yupp..draws shit with her fingers on my windows.

if she ever farts in my truck i would pull over and falcon punch her.

 

exactly

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

My wife brushes her hair and the strands that pull out, she throws on the floor board...can't wait for the weathertechs!

A girl that I was dating would always spill her beer. One time she had a bloody scab on her elbow and it leaked on the upright....I was PISSED...thinking I need the wet okles too!

 

not really a complaint but have you guys noticed that girls always close the passenger side air vents. every car that i've been in and seen closed vents i always ask if a girl sat there last and sure enough.....

 

so your saying a girl bled on your truck??

haha jk..

 

Ha ha , that was some funny shit last night

OZ

 

You got to put up with more crap from wives than from girl friends, since the wife can put a bigger hurt on you.

 

That's a hurt that goes both ways when you pick the right one..........

 

I am a widow but I fondly remember when I first started dating my wife. I had an old 64 Chevy beater of a truck. We went out to the drive-in. Well, my girlfriend started her cycle. It seemed like there was blood all over my seat. She ran to the bathroom. Not knowing what happened or what to do I got out of the truck and promptly vomited. She came back, cleaned the seat, and cleaned my stupid ass up.

I was happily married to that woman for 26 years. We raised four great sons.

God rest her soul.

 

My girlfriend does that...or she directs all the vents towards me..which i'm ok with but it could be 90 degrees and she's cold. I remember one day it was almost 100 degrees out (I was sweating profusely) and she said, "its kinda hot out here" My jaw dropped, that was the first time I had ever heard that from her in 4 years of dating.

 

Cheaper to Keep Her

 

x2 brother

Semper Fi

 

Nice story and sounds like a loving wife. You were very blessed.

I doubt if most of the young members on this forum have ever been to a drive in.

I never went to watch the movie and I doubt that you did either.

 

Fuck my girl does this too. It't probably the only thing that she does that bugs me. Whether or not there is sun out, she will put down the visor and leave it that way. Fuck that bugs me.

 

Or when she gets out and drags her bag against the side of the truck. That irritates me.

 

lol I think we do our fair share of picking with each other.